10 Simple steps to creating a grindcore band

[Frosted_Chaos]

1: if you cant make good music, make a lot of noise! Artful music if for saps...
2: when in doubt, Gore it up, violent lyrics make a grindcore band
3: the shorter the better: seven second song=PWN
4: being able to understand lyrics are for pussies, grunt, scream, and make other bodily noises for vocals!
5: Good looking grindcore members are stupid
6: have an amazing drummer to keep up that apocolyptic pace
7:Make a bad reputation for behavior, it gets the word around
8: violent stage shows=PWN
9: Being sane is for wimps, insanity is cool
10: A grim logo is everything, bones, guts, human body parts, the whole deal!

there you have it, 10 simple steps for a grindcore band!

[Daigo]

That is so awesome. I'm going to make one right now.





:( I only qualified for rule 5.

[sonicdeath]

Thats advice to live by everyday. Thank you for your words of wisdom

[Sanctuary1]

I'm in a band already. I'll tell them steps to the Band Members. I'm Bass guitarist.

What the hell do you think you're doing?

[mungo]

I'm in a band already. I'll tell them steps to the Band Members. I'm Bass guitarist.

I wish I could be there when she tells them.

[kapono24]

I wish I could be there when she tells them.

Ha ha, Pokefan is actually taking these seriously?

[PokeFan]

Yes. I am. It wasn't my idea. It was my bro's. He plays the electric guitar. My other bro is into singing metal stuff and he wanted a bass.