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Mister_Babysmack
08-21-2008, 01:09 AM
I Wanna Be the Guy (http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/) is a freeware game you can download from that site. However, it's not just any freeware game. It's the final boss of the internet. Seriously. This game is the hardest game ever. From the main page:

I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game is a sardonic loveletter to the halcyon days of early American videogaming, packaged as a nail-rippingly difficult platform adventure. Players fill the role of The Kid, a youthful, vaguely Megaman-esque protagonist on a quest to become The Guy. This inscrutable plot, however, is just a vehicle for a wide variety of inventive, well-designed and frustrating jump-and-shoot challenges that pay homage to many of the games you loved as a child. The ever-fragile Kid explodes in a shower of red pixels at the slightest brush from the game's many obstacles, from traditional spikes and bottomless pits to more unconventional killers, such as plantlife and puzzle pieces.

Using a multiroute layout not unlike a Metroidvania, the game grants a degree of deadly exploration, without those extraneous upgades meant to make life easier. The game provides players with a choice in terms of their deathrate, thanks to a variable difficulty setting that changes the number of save points from frequent to nonexistent. IWBTG is open to all players; knowledge of videogaming history is optional, and may not help against the frequently ironic and always sadistic deathtraps located herein. And so, the question is left up to you...

Do YOU have what it takes to be The Guy?

Go on. Download it. Prove to the world that you DO have what it takes to be the guy.

Mattimos
08-21-2008, 01:12 AM
Don't download this game, you'll only feel like an idiot, and I speak from experience.

Don't say I didn't warn you, this game is cruel.

Mister_Babysmack
08-21-2008, 01:18 AM
I died 825 times to get to the first boss. ;-;

I know this because I still haven't beaten the first boss.

mungo
08-21-2008, 01:29 AM
It would probably be good for you to know how much threads advertising a game or some **** pisses me off.

Seriously.

Mister_Babysmack
08-21-2008, 01:31 AM
I'm not advertising, just trying to start a discussion about the hardest game in existence and providing a link so that skeptics can learn the true meaning of difficult.

Mattimos
08-21-2008, 01:36 AM
This game deserves its own thread.

Youtube it, guys. Don't even bother downloading the preview version of the game.

mungo
08-21-2008, 01:49 AM
That looks almost as good as N.

I'm not going to download it because I like my hair.

kapono24
08-21-2008, 02:32 AM
That game is bull****.

YouTube - I Wanna Be The Guy - My Best Run

SupaFruit
08-21-2008, 12:19 PM
That game is bull****.

YouTube - I Wanna Be The Guy - My Best Run (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPBgxWyXYKI)

I died a little inside when I saw the game, and then some more when I saw how far he got.

EDIT: Downloading demo just to have some laughs.

Mister_Babysmack
08-21-2008, 06:09 PM
Why just the demo?

Mattimos
08-21-2008, 06:49 PM
I guess I'll redownload the game and try and get farther than I did before.

I might only play for fifteen minutes at a time, though, as I get angry really quickly with this game.

watermelonelite96
08-21-2008, 07:12 PM
WOW thats hard.

SupaFruit
08-21-2008, 07:28 PM
Why just the demo?

Because the demo alone is impossible.

I almost got to the next save point on the Upper Route. But then I shut it off and couldn't find where I saved it later. :mad:

TheUnknownFox
08-21-2008, 09:14 PM
I actually started a thread about this game a few months ago. Took me a LONG time to beat this game but I finally did it. Most annoying boss to me was the Mother Brain. (side from the final boss)