Welcome to my mansion

[pieking999]

PiekingofPieland@hotmail.com

[SupaFruit]

What do we need this for? Other than MSN.

[pieking999]

What do we need this for? Other than MSN.

To speak with me on the formal matters of Pieland.

[UzumakiNaruto77]

GTFO of the internet

[mungo]

He keeps calling me a heretic :(

[kirbinator]

PiekingofPieland@hotmail.com

Doesn't work.

[mungo]

Doesn't work.

It worked for me. I'm talking to him right now.

[SupaFruit]

Lemme join lemme join! I WANT TO BE THE TOWN FARMER!

[pieking999]

Lemme join lemme join! I WANT TO BE THE TOWN FARMER!

DONE! You are Pielands Town Farmer.

[kirbinator]

DONE! You are Pielands Town Farmer.

This is frickin ***.

[pieking999]

This is frickin ***.

YOU are frickin ***.

[kirbinator]

YOU are frickin ***.

What is your problem, you need to grow up, when I was 8 I was obsessed with pie, now I am 14 and I have grown up.

[pieking999]

What is your problem, you need to grow up, when I was 8 I was obsessed with pie, now I am 14 and I have grown up.

Oh, I am MUCH MORE than obsessed.

It goes much too deep for you to UNDERSTAND.

[kirbinator]

Oh, I am MUCH MORE than obsessed.

It goes much too deep for you to UNDERSTAND.

This is you isn't it?
http://explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/goodpie.gif

[pakman21]

What is your problem, you need to grow up, when I was 8 I was obsessed with pie, now I am 9 and I have grown up.

I have fixed your sentence to be more accurate.

[kirbinator]

I have fixed your sentence to be more accurate.

When I was nine I was obsessed with porn, I am fouteen now and don't need porn.

[pieking999]

This is you isn't it?
/Dream come true/

I WISH.

I have fixed your sentence to be more accurate.

Good man.

[kirbinator]

I WISH.
Are you sure, it does look like you.

[pakman21]

When I was nine I was obsessed with porn, I am fouteen now and don't need porn.

Now I know you're lying. A 14 year old boy is more obsessed with porn than a 9 year old, I should know I am one.

Everyone looks at porn, if you don't there's something wrong with you.

[LedHead]

When I was nine I was obsessed with porn, I am fouteen now and don't need porn.

I think you've got it backwards.

[kirbinator]

I think you've got it backwards.

I think I've got my girl backwards. Oh wait she's playing gh naked now, I'm gonna hit her with my best shot, be back tomorrow.

[rockgabriel9]

DONE! You are Pielands Town Farmer.

Hey! This isn't fair! Why does he get to be a pieland town farmer and not me? I want to be Pieland Offical Local Villiage Idiot (POLVI)!

[pakman21]

I think I've got my girl backwards. Oh wait she's playing gh naked now, I'm gonna hit her with my best shot, be back tomorrow.

Ha ha, enjoy virginity.

[kirbinator]

Ha ha, enjoy virginity.

Sorry, I lost it when I was 13.

[pieking999]

Are you sure, it does look like you.

I think I would know if I was SOMEBODY or not. Hm?

[kirbinator]

I think I would know if I was SOMEBODY or not. Hm?

Yeah, your right, thats your *** lover eating your pie.

[rockgabriel9]

Sorry, I lost it when I was 13.

To a doughnut?

[pakman21]

Sorry, I lost it when I was 13.

You can't download explicit music, you can't put any musix that your mother doesn't approve of on your Ipod, yet you managed to **** behind her back?

Liar.

[kirbinator]

To a doughnut?

No, the hole was to small.

[KalashnikoV]

Kirbinator's probably the most square badass ever born.

[pakman21]

No, the hole was to small.

Yeah right.

Enjoy your three inch dong.

[rockgabriel9]

No, the hole was to small.

So according to this, your dick is small enough to get a up a girl ass and too big to get in a doughnut?

[kirbinator]

You can't download explicit music, you can't put any musix that your mother doesn't approve of on your Ipod, yet you managed to **** behind her back?

Liar.

My mom won't buy the song for me, she has a password on Itunes. My mom was out of the house at the time. I am not so stupid as to get a chick naked with my parents home, I know you are not stupid.
So according to this, your dick is small enough to get a up a girl ass and too big to get in a doughnut?
To big for both, but my girlfriend managed to take it.

[rockgabriel9]

To big for both, but my girlfriend managed to take it.



KV was right... You are a badass... Your dick is bigger than a average elephant dick?

[kirbinator]

KV was right... You are a badass... Your dick is bigger than a average elephant dick?

Two and a half inches, wide, about six or seven inches long. Thats when I am soft, and I am only fourteen, and still growing.

[rockgabriel9]

Two and a half inches, wide, about six or seven inches long.

What a amazing size for a nine year old kid.

[kirbinator]

What a amazing size for a nine year old kid.

I wish, I am only fourteen.

[kapono24]

I wish, I am only fourteen.

Wait, weren't you the guy who made all the pornos? LET ME SEE THEM!

[pieman]

Wait a sec, you don't want anyone using god's name in vain yet according to you, you have sex. So either you are a liar or a hypocrite.

[kapono24]

Wait a sec, you don't want anyone using god's name in vain yet according to you, you have sex. So either you are a liar or a hypocrite.

I think you have just kicked his ass.

[rockgabriel9]

Wait, weren't you the guy who made all the pornos? LET ME SEE THEM!

Look, Kirbnator, look what you did to poor Kaps. What did you do good sir?

[pieking999]

Yeah, your right, thats your *** lover eating your pie.

I can't make a proper reply to this until I know what this word is.

[kapono24]

Look, Kirbnator, look what you did to poor Kaps. What did you do good sir?

Well, it was his alt. that was the porn star but it's all the same. With this guys massive dick, cocky attitude, and ability to bang any girl he wants while they are playing Guitar Hero naked, he might as well be a porn star.

[rockgabriel9]

I can't make a proper reply to this until I know what this word is.

I think he is calling you a homosexual, good sir.

[pieking999]

I think he is calling you a homosexual, good sir.

I need him to tell me the EXACT WORD.

I wonder if he is smart enough to do this.

[rockgabriel9]

I need him to tell me the EXACT WORD.

I wonder if he is smart enough to do this.

He's proberbly not smart enough. Now how about making me a Pielander? I wish to serve you as the Local Villiage Idiot Of Pieland.

[KalashnikoV]

Two and a half inches, wide, about six or seven inches long. Thats when I am soft, and I am only fourteen, and still growing.

Good ****ing lulz you're supplying.

[pieking999]

He's proberbly not smart enough. Now how about making me a Pielander? I wish to serve you as the Local Villiage Idiot Of Pieland.

You will be a Pieling.

[rockgabriel9]

Ok then. Do I get to throw rotton bananas at kirbanator?

[pieking999]

Ok then. Do I get to throw rotton bananas at kirbanator?

You get to throw ROTTEN SKUNKS at it.

[rockgabriel9]

You get to throw ROTTEN SKUNKS at it.

Let me guess, there a rotton banana inside the skunk?

[pieking999]

Let me guess, there a rotton banana inside the skunk?

No you fool. That would plug the stink.

[rockgabriel9]

No you fool. That would plug the stink.

I know but I really want to try throwing a rotton banana. Don't ask me why but I ate to many lollies today, now I want to do something weird.

And what's up with no more bolded words? You don't sound so evil anymore...

[kapono24]

I know but I really want to try throwing a rotton banana. Don't ask me why but I ate to many lollies today, now I want to do something weird.

And what's up with no more bolded words? You don't sound so evil anymore...

You can pin the blame on KV for less bolded words, though he is correct.

[pieking999]

I know but I really want to try throwing a rotton banana. Don't ask me why but I ate to many lollies today, now I want to do something weird.

And what's up with no more bolded words? You don't sound so evil anymore...

Throwing rotten skunks Is not weird enough for you?

I will use bolded words ONLY when it is necessary from now on.

[rockgabriel9]

Throwing rotten skunks Is not weird enough for you?

I will use bolded words ONLY when it is necessary from now on.

Rotten skunks is sooo outdated man. Get on with the times, rotten skunks are the throwing thing of the 80es.

And now you sound like one of the devil spawn.

[pieking999]

Rotten skunks is sooo outdated man. Get on with the times, rotten skunks are the throwing thing of the 80es.

And now you sound like one of the devil spawn.

DO NOT INCUR MY WRATH. Rotten skunks or get out.

[rockgabriel9]

DO NOT INCUR MY WRATH. Rotten skunks or get out.

SIR Yes SIR! Sorry SIR!

[Kero]

This thread fails so hard, I died inside.

[withouthands]

This thread fails so hard, I died inside.

Are you kidding?

This thread is coolness.

[pakman21]

This thread fails so hard, I died inside.

This thread is awesome, we systematically destroyed kirbinator.

Good job team.

http://www.dcasali.com/images/filmntv/a-team_edition.jpg

[kirbinator]

I can't make a proper reply to this until I know what this word is.

The word starts with g.

[pakman21]

The word starts with g.

Spell it out please.

[pieking999]

The word starts with g.

Many words start with a G.

[pieman]

This thread is awesome, we systematically destroyed kirbinator.

Good job team.

/snip
Oooooo can I be the black guy?

[KalashnikoV]

Oooooo can I be the black guy?

You don't deserve to be B.A. Baracus, you pansy-ass fairy.

[Mattimos]

Spell it out please.

It is very important that you spell it out for us. :confused:

[UzumakiNaruto77]

The word is probably ***. I might be wrong though

[pieman]

You don't deserve to be B.A. Baracus, you pansy-ass fairy.
:mad::mad::mad::(

[rockgabriel9]

Oooh a 3 letter word starting with a G and means homosexual?
G something... Come on team we can figure it out!
G..
G..
G.Y
I think the last letter is a y.
Kiribnator if i'm right please say the whole word with letters not those nasty astericks that stop us from understanding your forigeon languge.

[kirbinator]

Many words start with a G.

Here is a riddle for you all.
What three letter word, that starts with G, ends in Y, and refers to someone who is homosexual, and also is sensored on HallPass.com?

[pieking999]

Here is a riddle for you all.
What three letter word, that starts with G, ends in Y, and refers to someone who is homosexual, and also is sensored on HallPass.com?

What does this mean?

I would like to see the word uncensored please.

[rockgabriel9]

Here is a riddle for you all.
What three letter word, that starts with G, ends in Y, and refers to someone who is homosexual, and also is sensored on HallPass.com?

Ermm...

You?

[withouthands]

Ermm...

You?
Good call!

*high five*

[kirbinator]

Ermm...

You?

I have to give it to you, it was funny.

What does this mean?

I would like to see the word uncensored please.

I am not stupid, I know if I spelled the word uncensored I would get banned.
And I think we all know what the word is any way.

[pieking999]

Ermm...

You?

Keep this up and you might just get a promotion!

[kirbinator]

Keep this up and you might just get a promotion!

Will he become a Piesent?

[withouthands]

I wish to join this so called Pieman.

Whatever rank you think fits.

[pieking999]

I wish to join this so called Pieman.

Whatever rank you think fits.

It's Pieland good fellow.

I was wondering when you were going to ask.

You will replace Pieman as First Honorary Pieman. He hasn't been doing his duties.

[withouthands]

It's Pieland good fellow.

I was wondering when you were going to ask.

I hope it's a respectable position for a very respectable member. ;)

[kirbinator]

It's Pieland good fellow.

I was wondering when you were going to ask.

I beg for mercy your great and awsome Pieking99, please, I have made a booboo and wish to return to Pieland as anything. I beg of you, I have a family and kids, its the only way to support them. Please. Please.

[pieking999]

I hope it's a respectable position for a very respectable member. ;)

I think you will be satisfied.

[kirbinator]

I think you will be satisfied.

Pretty Please?????

[withouthands]

I think you will be satisfied.

Ah yes.

Good call, sir.

[kirbinator]

Hey, Withouthands, did you notice that your have THREE rep bars, I think you are the first to have three rep bars, Congradulations!!!!!:D:D

[pieking999]

I beg for mercy your great and awsome Pieking99, please, I have made a booboo and wish to return to Pieland as anything. I beg of you, I have a family and kids, its the only way to support them. Please. Please.

**** you.

You are scum and are not worth even looking at. People will pass you on the road, beat you, then spit on your lifeless form in the dust.

[kirbinator]

**** you.

You are scum and are not worth even looking at. People will pass you on the road, beat you, then spit on your lifeless form in the dust.

Can I at least be the homeless person in Pieland? Or the Royal Fool?

[pieking999]

Can I at least be the homeless person in Pieland?

No. You are the same scum as Uzumaki. Love me, Hate me, Then come back begging for forgiveness.

You are both SCUM!

[kirbinator]

No. .

Royal fool? Anything?

[withouthands]

No. .

How about lifeless flattened roadkill?

[kirbinator]

How about lifeless flattened roadkill?

Would cause more pain if I was almost dead and suffering.

[pieking999]

How about lifeless flattened roadkill?

You are scum and are not worth even looking at.

I rest my case.

[kirbinator]

I rest my case.

Please, I won't disapiont you my King, please, anything will work for me, I'll do anything, I beg for mercy Great and Mighty PieKing999 the Great, please.
I beg of you, please. Please. Please.

[pieking999]

Please, I won't disapiont you my King, please, anything will work for me, I'll do anything, I beg for mercy Great and Mighty PieKing999 the Great, please.
I beg of you, please. Please. Please.

I highly doubt it since you cannot even say my name properly.

[kirbinator]

I highly doubt it since you cannot even say my name properly.

I am very sorry your Magesty, I had thought that someone held in such high regard should have their name capatalized. Your forgiveness pieking999.

[pieking999]

I am very sorry your Magesty, I had thought that someone held in such high regard should have their name capatalized. Your forgiveness pieking999.

Get out of my sight.

[UzumakiNaruto77]

I am very sorry your Magesty, I had thought that someone held in such high regard should have their name capatalized. Your forgiveness pieking999.

Youve been brain washed. Snap out of it.

[kirbinator]

Youve been brain washed. Snap out of it.

No, you are wrong, you are the one who has been brainwashed.

[UzumakiNaruto77]

Whatever, kirbinator

-EDIT-

Atlease give kirbinator another chance. He didnt tell u that he wanted to quit like I did, so he needs to be forgiven.

[kapono24]

Get out of my sight.

Wow, all the words were bolded. You better just get out.

[withouthands]

Wow, all the words were bolded. You better just get out.

He is right.

The only thing that could of been more harsh would of been to make the text red and underline it.

But that would melt your face off your skull.

[kapono24]

He is right.

The only thing that could of been more harsh would of been to make the text red and underline it.

But that would melt your face off your skull.

Kinda like BOILING LAVA, right?

[pieking999]

Kinda like BOILING LAVA, right?

Only ten times WORSE.

[withouthands]

Kinda like BOILING LAVA, right?

Exactly .

[kapono24]

Only ten times WORSE.

Actually, BOILING LAVA is about as bad as it gets.

[kirbinator]

Actually, BOILING LAVA is about as bad as it gets.

If you get close enought to the surface of the sun you could probably melt BOILING LAVA.

[KalashnikoV]

If you get close enought to the surface of the sun you could probably melt BOILING LAVA.

Boiling lava's already melted. In fact, it's more than melted, it's boiling. ****.

[withouthands]

Boiling lava's already melted. In fact, it's more than melted, it's boiling. ****.

I think that one drop of BOILING LAVA could ignite the whole planet in fiery doom.

[kirbinator]

Boiling lava's already melted. In fact, it's more than melted, it's boiling. ****.

You can boil everthing but water, this I had to find out the hard way. (long story, you don't want to know)

[KalashnikoV]

you can boil everthing but water, this i had to find out the hard way. (long story, you don't want to know)

:( :( :( :(

[kirbinator]

:( :( :( :(

Ooops, meant to say melt. Water would evaporate before that.

[KalashnikoV]

ooops, meant to say melt. Water would evaporate before that.

:( :( :( :(

[LordPwn]

Ooops, meant to say melt. Water would evaporate before that.

Most retarded statement ever.

~pakman

[KalashnikoV]

He can't really be this dumb, pakman. He just can't. No one can.

[LordPwn]

He can't really be this dumb, pakman. He just can't. No one can.

Go to my middle school. A chick in my science class thinks the sun is 3 times as big as the school.

I wish I was joking. ~pakman

[UzumakiNaruto77]

Wait. Wasnt pakman banned?

[LordPwn]

Wait. Wasnt pakman banned?

Indeed I was, but luckily Will was kind enough to let me use his account for the duration of the ban since I feel that the ban was unjust. 10 days for one spammish comment is BS. Not to mention that if anyone else had done that they would've gotten a warning, or a 1 day ban at the worst.

~pakman

[UzumakiNaruto77]

Oh OK then.

[KalashnikoV]

Indeed I was, but luckily Will was kind enough to let me use his account for the duration of the ban since I feel that the ban was unjust. 10 days for one spammish comment is BS. Not to mention that if anyone else had done that they would've gotten a warning, or a 1 day ban at the worst.

~pakman

A "form of protest" (or whatever you hippie, crybaby pussies call it nowadays) or otherwise, you know as well as I do that you're just asking for a ****storm.

[LordPwn]

A "form of protest" (or whatever you hippie, crybaby pussies call it nowadays) or otherwise, you know as well as I do that you're just asking for a ****storm.

har har har. I really don't care, nothing's against it in the rules. All I have to do is watch my step.

Since I'm doing something that loggeypoo won't like, he's going to watch my every step like a hawk. As long as I don't screw up I'm good. ~pakman