Best joke ever!!

[kirbinator]

Post your best idea for the best joke ever. Also rate the joke above yours

This is mine

I once saw some t-shirts in a store that said http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/tshirthell.jpghttp://www.tshirtbordello.com/images/adhd-shirt-logo-lg.gif

[UzumakiNaruto77]

OOOOOOOOK. I dont realy have one.

[kirbinator]

Post your best idea for the best joke ever. Also rate the joke above yours

This is mine
adhd shirt and your mom rated e for everyone.

OOOOOOOOK. I dont realy have one.

Read, rate the joke above yours, so what do you think?

[UzumakiNaruto77]

The jokes good, not Awesome

[kirbinator]

Got another

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Say that fifteen times fast.

[UzumakiNaruto77]

No offense to you, but that one wasnt funny either.

[mungo]

got another

a guy brings his girlfriend some brownies and a dvd of her favorite tv show. she is eating the brownies while she is watching her show and in the middle of the show it shows her boyfriend getting a blowjob and his new girlfriend is spitting the, well you know, into the brownie mix.
sick:eek:

Try to think of something original.

[kirbinator]

No offense to you, but that one wasnt funny either.

You want to see funny

Try to think of something original.

How is it not original?

[UzumakiNaruto77]

For some wierd reason, the link doesnt work on my computer

[TheUnknownFox]

How about this, think of something more suitable for kids!

[kirbinator]

For some wierd reason, the link doesnt work on my computer
My bad, I must of made a mistake.
How about this, think of something more suitable for kids!

You are right, I'm going to take that out.

[mungo]

How is it not original?

Well, for one, you're first "joke" was basically the same thing.

For two, I've seen/heard that sort of thing in many different places.

[kirbinator]

Well, for one, you're first "joke" was basically the same thing.

For two, I've seen/heard that sort of thing in many different places.

You got me, my friend told me that he read that on someones myspace.

[UzumakiNaruto77]

Can U make up a joke. and while ur at it, make me a sig please.

[TheUnknownFox]

A good joke, while not original would be hide a persons gaming system. Buy or get a busted (still looks good) system, get mad at them then destroy it, them thinking its thiers. Get mad/upset or whatever.
Yes, idea taken from the gamecube video
But as for sexual things, thats a bit much.

[kirbinator]

Can U make up a joke. and while ur at it, make me a sig please.

Yes, and no.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's hillarious!
A good joke, while not original would be hide a persons gaming system. Buy or get a busted (still looks good) system, get mad at them then destroy it, them thinking its thiers. Get mad/upset or whatever.
Yes, idea taken from the gamecube video
But as for sexual things, thats a bit much.

Would make it funnier if you gave them their system back as a birthday or christmas, ect.. present
And you are right again, it is a little extreme.

[UzumakiNaruto77]

Thats just a bit mean

[kirbinator]

Thats just a bit mean

Mabye you are just a little bit mean. Not really but I just had to say that.:D

[UzumakiNaruto77]

Whatever kirbinator

[withouthands]

Another joke thread?

[Complexity]

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

^That was copy pasted.

[kirbinator]

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

^That was copy pasted.

That is great.:D:):D:)

[mitchie]

COOL JOKE THERE M8.:cool::cool::cool:

[mitchie]

cool joke there m8.:cool::cool::cool:can u send me some pliz really into joking u knoe

[UzumakiNaruto77]

Please dont double post.