Funny jokes

[savage3134]

A place were you can spread your sucky jokes freely, and I know you wanna, go ahead say a cheesy pick up line

[EpicWin]

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[sexymayve]

A place were you can spread your sucky jokes freely, and I know you wanna, go ahead say a cheesy pick up line

this is a sucky thread

[talea18]

I HAVE a good joke . but it is hard to type. like it wouldnt make since when u read it but u have to hear it.

[kapono24]

I HAVE a good joke . but it is hard to type. like it wouldnt make since when u read it but u have to hear it.

You might as well tell it anyway. I can't see how it won't make sense typed.

[TheUnknownFox]

Instead of you all comming in and just filling this thread with crap, why not try to stay within the lines, hes new (though something tells me he may not come back after this one post) so give him a break.

As far as jokes go, this is one I got in an email.
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A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

"Well, I'm curious," begged the man, "how long have you been wearing an earring?"

"Ehr, ever since my wife found it in our bed."

[wiggles]

Desperate to try driving for the first time in his life, a 32 year old man with a lot of money on his hands bought a brand new porshe, but after 5 minutes of driving, smoke came billowing out of the exhaust and the engine blew out,

Bewildered, the man took the porshe back and asked for a refund, but the sales manger gave him a lotus for his trouble.

So, the man took the car for a spin, and the same thing happened, furious, he took the lotus back to the sales manager, who gave him a top of the range ferrari, and a challenge:

"Take me for a spin in the car, i cant believe my cars are this bad."

So they both went driving, and after 5 minutes the engines blew out.

"What did you do?" said the confused salesman "I dont understand it!"

"well" said the driver "I ran out of gears, so i put it into "R" for race."

[piMPMYTOASTer]

Desperate to try driving for the first time in his life, a 32 year old man with a lot of money on his hands bought a brand new porshe, but after 5 minutes of driving, smoke came billowing out of the exhaust and the engine blew out,

Bewildered, the man took the porshe back and asked for a refund, but the sales manger gave him a lotus for his trouble.

So, the man took the car for a spin, and the same thing happened, furious, he took the lotus back to the sales manager, who gave him a top of the range ferrari, and a challenge:

"Take me for a spin in the car, i cant believe my cars are this bad."

So they both went driving, and after 5 minutes the engines blew out.

"What did you do?" said the confused salesman "I dont understand it!"

"well" said the driver "I ran out of gears, so i put it into "R" for race."


Actually almost all cars will not let you shift it from a forward moving gear into reverse and if you were able to it would hurt the transmission, not the engine.

[mungo]

I'm playing hard to want :cool:

[wiggles]

Actually almost all cars will not let you shift it from a forward moving gear into reverse and if you were able to it would hurt the transmission, not the engine.


Oh well, its a joke isn't it?

[piMPMYTOASTer]

Oh well, its a joke isn't it?
Yes bad. but it kind of takes away from the joke if it is not accurate because, lets face it, the funniest things in life are ones that have actually happened. Like my friend who while he was chasing a duck broke through the ice in the middle of a frozen lake, funny as hell:D.

[mcpop4]

Actually almost all cars will not let you shift it from a forward moving gear into reverse and if you were able to it would hurt the transmission, not the engine.
dont be so harsh he tried:D i thought it was funny

[talea18]

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." :D



more jokes : http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Blonde-Jokes/Blonde-paint-job.html

[wiggles]

A man was seen throwing 10 dollar bills into an elephant enclosure
a zoo employee said
"why are you doing that?"
the man said "the sign says its ok look" and he pointed to a sign which said

Do not feed the elephants
$10 dollars fine