Happy Week-versary SC!

[Jasmyn]

So, it's been one week since we've become an "item." This is quite significant, seeing as how (as far as I know) we are the only couple on here irl. BASK IN OUR GLORY OF GOING OUT FOR ONE WEEK.

[Mattimos]

Congrats on him getting yelled at last night for playing his guitar on webcam for me when his parents were sleeping.

lol.

[Jasmyn]

Congrats on him getting yelled at last night for playing his guitar on webcam for me when his parents were sleeping.

lol.
ROFL. That child.... *shakes head at his getting in trouble-ness*

[LordPwn]

Lol, lame .

[Tuomas]

That's nice. Although, honestly, I don't see the significance of a week. But congrats, nonetheless.

[Mafiaisco]

You guys like KISS EACHOTHER YET?!!

[TotalReview]

Where is SC? Has he been dreaming of how to make you smile? I doubt it, but good luck anyways.

[Mattimos]

He's been fixing his guitar for one thing.

[pakman21]

Pfft, women.

[Slowhand]

You guys like KISS EACHOTHER YET?!!

Theyre only up to holding hands gosh slow down what is she a slut?












That is my Maf impression.

[Mafiaisco]

theyre Only Up To Holding Hands Gosh Slow Down What Is She A Slut?












That Is My Maf Impression.
Why I Oughta.....

[Slowhand]

Why I Oughta.....


No i will not make out with you.

[SecurityCop]

I honestly have no comment. I can't think of anything to say...


Except this.

[Mafiaisco]

I honestly have no comment. I can't think of anything to say...


Except this.
Touch her boobies yet?

[AlmightyDavid]

Touch her boobies yet?
Gosh slow down what is she a slut? Im gonna go smoke an ounce.


That is my Maf impression, and I believe it's more realistic.

[Mafiaisco]

Gosh slow down what is she a slut? Im gonna go smoke an ounce.


That is my Maf impression, and I believe it's more realistic.
I am gonna be the Iron Chef of pounding vagg

That is my AD impression.

[AlmightyDavid]

I am gonna be the Iron Chef of pounding vagg

That is my AD impression.
Couldn't have done it better myself.

[Mafiaisco]

Couldn't have done it better myself.
So I was doing Rage in butt and he turned around kissed me WHAT A HOMO!

[Mattimos]

So I was doing Rage in butt and he turned around kissed me WHAT A HOMO!

So he's really flexible?

[Mafiaisco]

So he's really flexible?
Yeah. Having a tiny weiner allows him to bend in ways you could never imagine.

[moosati]

Sup dude Im new can you tell sum stuf

[moosati]

Slowwwww wat

[EpicWin]

Hey, slow down, there, Moosati. I'm not sure if you're trying to get an answer for a question you have, because none of us know what you're typing. Please try to type an actual sentence if you want to be taken half way serious around Hallpass.

[Matias321]

Slowwwww wat

are you trying to molest me over the internet?

[SupaFruit]

Well congrats anyways you guys. SC had a very sincere comment on all of this. :cool:

[EpicWin]

are you trying to molest me over the internet?
Yes, yes he is. Now bend over and take it like a man, please.

[loggerbomb]

Congrats on him getting yelled at last night for playing his guitar on webcam for me when his parents were sleeping.

lol.

Doesn't anyone else find this statement a tad weird?

I think Matt and SC are the real couple in this trio...

What was he REEAALLLY doing on the cam Matt?

[SecurityCop]

Doesn't anyone else find this statement a tad weird?

I think Matt and SC are the real couple in this trio...

What was he REEAALLLY doing on the cam Matt?

Obviously touching myself in front of him. What else are webcams for?

[loggerbomb]

obviously Touching Myself In Front Of Him. What Else Are Webcams For?

Nothing...

[Mattimos]

What was he REEAALLLY doing on the cam Matt?

Normal stuff... took his shirt off, poured oil all over his body, serenated me with his guitar, y'know, the usual.

[SecurityCop]

Nothing...

Exactly. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a waiting group of people on webcam.

[Jasmyn]

BUMP to say: YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD.

[TotalReview]

BUMP to say: YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD.

REPLY to say: OMG 2 weeks & 2 days!!!!!!!

[SupaFruit]

REPLY to say: OMG 2 weeks & 2 days!!!!!!!

What's that like 3 weeks? (As he trys a lame play off of the Sonic commercial)

[Jasmyn]

REPLY to say: OMG 2 weeks & 2 days!!!!!!!
Aww you were keeping track? I love you too TR!!

[TotalReview]

Aww you were keeping track? I love you too TR!!

SC r jeluz of r online relations?

[Jasmyn]

SC r jeluz of r online relations?
At first he wuz. Nao he's like, whatever happens online, stays online.

[Mafiaisco]

You let him feel ya up!?!

[Jasmyn]

You let him feel ya up!?!
Naw. I ain't like that.

[Mafiaisco]

Naw. I ain't like that.
When you guys gonna kiss?!?

[SupaFruit]

When you guys gonna kiss?!?

How do you know they haven't already? :cool:

[Jasmyn]

When you guys gonna kiss?!?
-_- You're REAL funny.

[Mafiaisco]

-_- You're REAL funny.
I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

But srsly

[Jasmyn]

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

But srsly
But srsly, why do you care? And no, we haven't.

[Mafiaisco]

But srsly, why do you care? And no, we haven't.
I just wanted to picture you love birds as I fall into a deep sleep. Excuse me for thinking you guys are adoreable.

[Jasmyn]

I just wanted to picture you love birds as I fall into a deep sleep. Excuse me for thinking you guys are adoreable.
Because that isn't creepy at all.

[Tuomas]

Because that isn't creepy at all.

Not at all.
nekkid pix plox
No, not of you, of your BOYFRIEND! Srsly, Tom's pretty cute. I'd do him.

[Jasmyn]

Not at all.
nekkid pix plox
No, not of you, of your BOYFRIEND! Srsly, Tom's pretty cute. I'd do him.
Ask Tom himself. He'll gladly give away pics...srsly.

[kapono24]

Ask Tom himself. He'll gladly give away pics...srsly.

Hell, you could probably find every picture he has ever taken on here already.

[Espo]

Congrats. Who asked who out?

I found this thread pretty late.

[SecurityCop]

Congrats. Who asked who out?

I found this thread pretty late.

Me asked she.

[TotalReview]

Me asked she.

She said no but you threatened her with your karate skills?

[SecurityCop]

She said no but you threatened her with your karate skills?

No. Theres a long story behind it. But if she wants to tell you, she can.

[TotalReview]

No. Theres a long story behind it. But if she wants to tell you, she can.

I am guessing it would be tl;dr so she probably shouldn't.

[SecurityCop]

I am guessing it would be tl;dr so she probably shouldn't.

Well it's not overly long in words, but over time it was.

[kapono24]

Well it's not overly long in words, but over time it was.

Well, you might as well tell it cause none of us have anything to do ever.

[Jasmyn]

Well, you might as well tell it cause none of us have anything to do ever.
I think he should.

[SupaFruit]

I think he should.

I wanna hear, Jaz just say it. Also, that's my new name for you even if someone else already uses it.

[SecurityCop]

I think he should.

All right.
Well last year I met her on the band trip to Cleveland at the baseball game. Before that we didn't know each other existed. When we came back, I realized she was in one of my classes. We talked a lot, and then she got her friend to tell me that she liked me. Well I didn't quite like her back then, so I said no. After the summer when I came back, she was in my english class, and once again I found out that she liked me. And the same thing happened I didn't want to go out with her, and I asked out someone else. She said that other person didn't deserve me, which was probably true. She was quite the ***** and cheated on me. So I waited for a while, asked out someone else, broke up with her, asked out someone else, lasted 3 months, and then broke up with her because I hadn't seen her in a month. Well by that time second semester had started, and was actually almost finished. But I was in 3 of Jasmyn's classes, and usually hung out with her at lunch, so I thought to myself, the next time I see her I'll ask her. So I did at her house, after her brother left.

And that is pretty much what happened. She may add more later.

[Mafiaisco]

She touch your penis?

[SecurityCop]

She touch your penis?

All the time. Not really though. And the reason I post this is she might get mad if I don't...

[Jasmyn]

SC's story actually made me sound kinda desperate.... NOT NICE.
EDIT: And real mature you guys. :mad:

[kapono24]

SC's story actually made me sound kinda desperate.... NOT NICE.
EDIT: And real mature you guys. :mad:

I wouldn't say desperate. But he DID make himself sound like a pimp:
I didn't want to go out with her, and I asked out someone else.

She said that other person didn't deserve me, which was probably true.

So I waited for a while, asked out someone else, broke up with her, asked out someone else, lasted 3 months, and then broke up with her...

[Jasmyn]

I wouldn't say desperate. But he DID make himself sound like a pimp:
lol. Tom, a pimp? 30 more posts till 1k. Will I make it tonight?

[kapono24]

lol. Tom, a pimp? 30 more posts till 1k. Will I make it tonight?

When you have a run-on about how many girls you have broken up with, I think you're close to that. Shall I stay 'till it happens?

[Jasmyn]

When you have a run-on about how many girls you have broken up with, I think you're close to that. Shall I stay 'till it happens?
T'would help. It's gonna be hard trying to stay on topic though.

[kapono24]

T'would help. It's gonna be hard trying to stay on topic though.

Well, don't you have some catching up to do on thread reading?

[Jasmyn]

Well, don't you have some catching up to do on thread reading?
I haven't missed anything important, I've been filled in.

[kapono24]

I haven't missed anything important, I've been filled in.

Other than replying to me about how you have nothing to post in, there has to be somewhere you can post.

Come in here (http://hallpass.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=45)and tell the guy how useless his videos are.

[Jasmyn]

I COULD look around... but it's just too damn hot to read a lot, and wait for the pages to load cause of my stupid dial up.

[kapono24]

I COULD look around... but it's just too damn hot to read a lot, and wait for the pages to load cause of my stupid dial up.

I haven't heard that excuse before. It's too hot to read? Do you got a fan or something?

[mungo]

Invite me to the wedding, kthx.

[Jasmyn]

I haven't heard that excuse before. It's too hot to read? Do you got a fan or something?
No fan + Computer generates heat in a small room with a closed door = One very hot me (in more ways than one ;) )
And no Mungo. You're not invited.

[kapono24]

No fan + Computer generates heat in a small room with a closed door = One very hot me (in more ways than one ;) )
And no Mungo. You're not invited.

Maybe you could open a window?

Sorry to disappoint you but I gotta sleep now. I'm golfing in about eight hours. Good luck with your question to 1,000.

[mungo]

and no mungo. You're not invited.

:( .

[Jasmyn]

:( .
Maybe.....

[Tuomas]

can i cum 2 teh weddingz? =D
inb4no

You guys are nuts, really.

[Thingey]

You guys are nuts, really.
You need a good enough explanation as to why you guys are nuts before you jump to hasty conclusions, Tuomas.

[Jasmyn]

Now, who's wedding would this be? I hope I'm invited! Although, if it happens to be a samesex marriage, I may not be AS enthousiastic. It most certainly is NOT MY wedding, if that's what you're all thinking...

[Pollo]

You need a good enough explanation as to why you guys are nuts before you jump to hasty conclusions, Tuomas.

I would say this thread is evidence enough.

[pakman21]

Srsly though, Invite me to the wedding.

You can't leave out your internet friends can you? Hell I'll even pay for the plane trip. Well probably not because gas'll be like 80/G by the time you guys hit 20 so...I'll walk.

[talea18]

u guys arent the only couple that have gone out for a week on here. u are just the only ppl that are "smart" enough to post it on a thread:cool::rolleyes:

[SecurityCop]

u guys arent the only couple that have gone out for a week on here. u are just the only ppl that are "smart" enough to post it on a thread:cool::rolleyes:

Yeah but see, it's real life we're going out in. Not some girl I've never seen in person before. Cuz that would just be desperate, now wouldn't it?:rolleyes:

[Jasmyn]

u guys arent the only couple that have gone out for a week on here. u are just the only ppl that are "smart" enough to post it on a thread:cool::rolleyes:
OI! :mad:
I wuv you Tom.
Also, bumped cause this is my last night until three weeks maybe.