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Tuomas
05-20-2008, 08:47 PM
I absolutely love the man. He's a great actor, and his movies are wonderful. I have had some urges to watch Steven Seagall movies lately...

Who's with me? Steven Seagall is epic, is he not?
pieman
05-20-2008, 08:50 PM
No.

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loggerbomb
05-20-2008, 08:50 PM
Steven Seagull is a fat, horribly awful actor. His movies suck.

Also, Chuck Norris makes Seagull cry at night.
TheMBros
05-20-2008, 08:51 PM
He's the chef.
loggerbomb
05-20-2008, 08:52 PM
He's the chef.

No, he's just a cook...
Tuomas
05-20-2008, 09:00 PM
Hmph. Why did I have to get addicted to HallPass?
Matias321
05-20-2008, 09:17 PM
I've never seen a movie with Steven Seagall in them but i have seen commericals on the T.V.
Mafiaisco
05-20-2008, 09:49 PM
James Blunt is better.
Much better. Better than anyone
pieman
05-20-2008, 09:51 PM
James Blunt is better.
Much better. Better than anyone
Even Chuck Norris?
kamekai
05-20-2008, 09:51 PM
James Blunt is better.
Much better. Better than anyone

Surely not better than you?
pakman21
05-20-2008, 09:52 PM
Clint Eastwood > all

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Mafiaisco
05-20-2008, 10:05 PM
Surely not better than you?
Yes better than me. Better than Chuck. Better than Clint.
Truly a man amongst tiny midget toddlers.
kamekai
05-20-2008, 10:37 PM
Yes better than me. Better than Chuck. Better than Clint.
Truly a man amongst tiny midget toddlers.

No... not Chuck... James can't do a gravity-defying spinkick to the face. Without legs.


Or arms. Chuck doesn't need limbs to kick ass.
Mafiaisco
05-21-2008, 02:02 AM
No... not Chuck... James can't do a gravity-defying spinkick to the face. Without legs.


Or arms. Chuck doesn't need limbs to kick ass.
James doesn't need people to make up dirty filthy lies to show how badass he is.
withouthands
05-21-2008, 02:24 AM
I'm interested, maf.

Why is James Blunt so great? He's had... What? 3 hits? I haven't heard about him in the media for months.
Mafiaisco
05-21-2008, 03:49 AM
I'm interested, maf.

Why is James Blunt so great? He's had... What? 3 hits? I haven't heard about him in the media for months.
I'll admit You're Beautiful blows. It's annoying and queer. And everyone agrees it sucks. But when the song comes on the radio or someone plays it, it's funny because everyone knows all the lyrics and sings it. At least where I am. His other songs are amazing. High, Wisemen, and Goodbye my Lover have all been successful. But he has more amazing songs on his first album such as Tears and Rain, Out of my Mind, Cry and No Bravery are ****ing amazing.

His second album isn't nearly as good but still amazing. 1973 is so-so. I didn't like it at first, fell in love with, and now I don't listen to it ever. It's boring but he has two more singles. Same Mistake is a good song but not single material. Carry you Home is probably my faveorite song on the album, glad it is a single. Shine on and I really want you are great songs as well. His second album like I said isn't even close to his first one. Most of the songs are downbeat and there really is no upbeat songs, like High and Wisemen. So after a while the songs sound the same.

People say stupid **** like he sounds like a girl. But the dude has actually a pretty deep voice so his ability to do falsetto, which is singing and having your vocals "crack" you know go up and down, Coldplay's lead singer does it too, it's pretty ****ing amazing.

And not to sound queer but probably will sound queer anyway, he's a ****ing babe.

All in All, those are the reasons why James Blunt is better than you.

And he's touring right now or he just got finished touring. One of the two.
withouthands
05-21-2008, 05:02 AM
I heard a spoof of one of his songs on some ****ty stetch show, titled "I've been nurtured" to the tune of "You're beautiful"

It was a pathetic sketch.

Here is the video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHXp2Ywwc_Y)

It's been said before, but you can't ****ing expect a good Australian show.
Mafiaisco
05-21-2008, 05:03 AM
I heard a spoof of one of his songs on some ****ty stetch show, titled "I've been nurtured" to the tune of "You're beautiful"

It was a pathetic sketch.

Here is the video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHXp2Ywwc_Y)

It's been said before, but you can't ****ing expect a good Australian show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eX_k71de6Q
I lol'd. Balls of Steel seems tight.

Nevermind it's UK.
withouthands
05-21-2008, 05:31 AM
Apart from the folks on The Chasers War On Everything, all Australian television stars are pussies.

Check out the Chasers, they tackle Australian issues, but there are some things in there you might understand.
Valencio73
05-22-2008, 01:35 AM
I do agree with you, Seagull is BA and a really good actor. My dad and I always watch his movies, I just saw Today you die last week, it was pretty good.
loggerbomb
05-22-2008, 07:34 AM
I'll admit You're Beautiful blows. It's annoying and queer. And everyone agrees it sucks. But when the song comes on the radio or someone plays it, it's funny because everyone knows all the lyrics and sings it.

People know the words to the song because all it is is "You're Beautiful, you're beautiful" over and over AND over again. Not too mention that it was on the radio every 8.25 minutes! They also sing it because they are mocking the song and his girly "I got no balls" voice. Jeez, he makes Michael Jackson sound manly.

I do agree with you, Seagull is BA and a really good actor. My dad and I always watch his movies, I just saw Today you die last week, it was pretty good.

I just lost a lot of respect for you Val... :o
Valencio73
05-23-2008, 07:09 PM
I just lost a lot of respect for you Val... :o

Oh come on Loggy, don't be such a Pedo. Seagull isn't all that bad. Better than most movie stars nowadays...
pakman21
05-23-2008, 07:17 PM
Steve's <s>kind of</s> a ****ty actor.

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TheMBros
05-23-2008, 07:24 PM
Steve's <s>kind of</s> a ****ty actor.

EDIT: WHY ISN'T HTML CODE SUPPORTED? GODDAMN

Wow, nooby mistake.
Tuomas
05-23-2008, 07:26 PM
Steve's <s>kind of</s> a ****ty actor.

EDIT: WHY ISN'T HTML CODE SUPPORTED? GODDAMN
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Mattimos
05-23-2008, 07:28 PM
HTML hasn't ever been here, Pakman.

Geez.
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05-23-2008, 07:29 PM
HTML hasn't ever been here, Pakman.

Geez.

Still, it's very annoying that we can't do strike through's, sub/superscript, or any of that jazz.