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LordPwn
05-18-2008, 11:54 PM
This is gonna suck, and hurt your penis, or boobs.

Or both.

Everyone would land on Hafhpzone eventually, and a great battle would emerge. MBros stole the mods for the sole purpose of unimaginable power, so he uses the souls of the mods and gets big and giant, like a power rangers evil dude. So basically, SC was gonna use his awesome power rangers powar to form up the regular zoid of awesome. Matt would transform into Wolf after finding out he could hack the game and bring it into real life. LordPwn and Pakman would form up into a giant fist, for purposes you can figure out on your own. Aendy would join the crew to replace Lupus and LordPwn's artistry, because he's super awesome at that, and he turns into a giant japanese character for strength that would be embroidered onto the fromt of the zoid for extra strength. Withouthands would put his pot of cheerios over his head and form up into the control center of the zoid, as he has the power to control metal and therefore takes control of the zoid. Pieman sends out Lucario! Pollo breaks out of her llama costume and everyone is shocked and surprised. They have a new respect for Pollo, her farm, and women in general. Lame, but sexy. So they all form up and crap, and the n00bs use their spaceship to fly over and help the HP people because they decided they're nice now. so they all charge and fight. Funnyfire runs up to MBros and says "lol wut u d00 now bich" and MBros says "I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE" Funnyfire says "hai wut?" and MBros says "I DRINK IT UP" and he kills Funnyfire instantly with the power of sheer awesome. ALSO OMIGOD ALBERT makes an appearance out of the middle of the earth. He wields a giant dick. MBros laughs at ALBERT and says "Haw, you are about to die." ALBERT says: atleast i got some hotass girlfriends i m going out with 10 hotass girls i pimped them out and ****ed them wit my dick it is 20 inches long
Then ALBERT smashes MBros in the face with his 20 inch dick and blinds him. Everyone uses their awesome powers together and completely destroy MBros' power. He then says that he has found the error in his ways and will be a good contributor to Hallpassworld again. Except now he's blind.

Frosty and Jasmyn eventually make friends with the Space Llama Pirates and they rule Pollo's farm together. On return however, Pollo doesn't want her farm back after all. She just now hangs around in the town's fountain for some reason.

The end, now you all have a reason to die.

Tuomas
05-19-2008, 12:09 AM
I didn't read it all yet, but that's not a paragraph... That's three!

LordPwn
05-19-2008, 12:12 AM
It's a large paragraph split up into three parts.

Tuomas
05-19-2008, 12:12 AM
It's a large paragraph split up into three parts.
Paragraphs aren't split up, they're one entity. That is clearly three paragraphs.

LordPwn
05-19-2008, 12:28 AM
Paragraphs aren't split up, they're one entity. That is clearly three paragraphs.

srsly .

withouthands
05-19-2008, 04:22 AM
I took control of a zoid. Sweet.

LordPwn
05-20-2008, 12:37 AM
More people need to read it.

Tuomas
05-20-2008, 12:40 AM
More people need to read it.Heh. It was interesting.

junkinthetrunk
05-20-2008, 06:16 AM
i wasn't in this x.x

withouthands
05-20-2008, 06:19 AM
Oh yeah. Lordpwn took extra care to include EVERY Hallpass member. particually the ones that joined within the month and have under 100 posts.

Yeah, I can't help but wonder how LP missed you, junk.

junkinthetrunk
05-20-2008, 06:20 AM
Oh yeah. Lordpwn took extra care to include EVERY Hallpass member. particually the ones that joined within the month and have under 100 posts.

Yeah, I can't help but wonder how LP missed you, junk.

meh i don cur.

withouthands
05-20-2008, 06:32 AM
You do care.

Admit it.

junkinthetrunk
05-20-2008, 06:34 AM
You do care.

Admit it.

okay i admit.................. that you're ***.

withouthands
05-20-2008, 06:35 AM
*** like the homo in your sig?

junkinthetrunk
05-20-2008, 06:36 AM
*** like the homo in your sig?
ha, he's not ***, he's a nigga.

withouthands
05-20-2008, 06:38 AM
So the logic there is that there is no such thing as a *** negro?

junkinthetrunk
05-20-2008, 06:39 AM
So the logic there is that there is no such thing as a *** negro?

Doesn't take rocket science to find that out :P

withouthands
05-20-2008, 06:43 AM
I never thought it would be necessary for a rocket scientist to take a course in "understanding homosexuality" as a University subject...

Mattimos
05-20-2008, 09:44 AM
Hmm.

So it's finally over.

LordPwn
05-20-2008, 11:43 AM
I went to my mom's work once, and there's a *** black guy there.

Your move, random person.

-EDIT-

WH, you're not the coordinator of Da Group. Just because people think I left for some reason doesn't mean you can take control. I MADE YOU AND I CAN DESTROY YOU

junkinthetrunk
05-20-2008, 02:10 PM
I went to my mom's work once, and there's a *** black guy there.

Your move, random person.

-EDIT-

WH, you're not the coordinator of Da Group. Just because people think I left for some reason doesn't mean you can take control. I MADE YOU AND I CAN DESTROY YOU

you havn't seen a *** black guy till you go to jail :O

LordPwn
05-20-2008, 02:13 PM
you havn't seen a *** black guy till you go to jail :O

Racist. .

junkinthetrunk
05-20-2008, 02:15 PM
Racist. .

just to let yah know, i'm black.
big shocker, aint it.

kamekai
05-20-2008, 02:43 PM
Well, I think people in general suck. Does that mean I'm a genist?

TotalReview
05-20-2008, 02:55 PM
just to let yah know, i'm black.
big shocker, aint it.

You can still be prejudice against your own race. In fact, you are saying that all black people are straight. So, you think homosexuality is wrong which is just more discrimination.

LordPwn
05-20-2008, 11:47 PM
just to let yah know, i'm black.
big shocker, aint it.

Racist. .

withouthands
05-21-2008, 05:56 AM
I went to my mom's work once, and there's a *** black guy there.

Your move, random person.

-EDIT-

WH, you're not the coordinator of Da Group. Just because people think I left for some reason doesn't mean you can take control. I MADE YOU AND I CAN DESTROY YOU

"Supposedly" is a key word in that sig. Also, a coordinator isn't necessarily in charge, but that's not the point.

I put it there because I get the most requests to be in the group. I suppose it's a joke that didn't get through.

I didn't think it would. Most of you fellas don't have enough depth to understand a lot of my humour.

junkinthetrunk
05-21-2008, 06:09 AM
Racist. .
i love you too.

Jasmyn
05-22-2008, 01:52 AM
i love you too.
No .

LedHead
05-22-2008, 05:27 PM
That was epic.