LourdPawn Sez...

[final_victim]

He got a virus, so he wanted me to tell you he might not be on for a while.

[kapono24]

Poor him. What did he catch?

[EpicWin]

He got a virus, so he wanted me to tell you he might not be on for a while.

pr0n sites tend to give viruses.

[TotalReview]

Wait, virus as in real virus or computer virus?

[final_victim]

Wait, virus as in real virus or computer virus?

I asked the same thing.

It's a computer virus.

[TotalReview]

I asked the same thing.

It's a computer virus.

Ask him if it is the trojan virus. I got that a while back when I tried to view 2 girls 1 cup again.

[EpicWin]

Ask him if it is the trojan virus. I got that a while back when I tried to view 2 girls 1 cup again.
Thats why I look at that stuff at friends house :d. What was the remedy for the virus?

[final_victim]

Ask him if it is the trojan virus. I got that a while back when I tried to view 2 girls 1 cup again.

He said he'd brb, and OH MY GOD I HATE 2 GIRLS 1 CUP.

[TotalReview]

Thats why I look at that stuff at friends house :d. What was the remedy for the virus?

Well, I still have the virus and it ****ed up Internet Explorer. That is why I use FireFox now. I don't get that annoying pop-up saying I have the virus anymore.

[final_victim]

My uncle got the Trojan recently, he had to erase everything on his computer.

What causes the Trojan?

[EpicWin]

Well, I still have the virus and it ****ed up Internet Explorer. That is why I use FireFox now. I don't get that annoying pop-up saying I have the virus anymore.
Eh, I use Firefox just because the quality is better.

[TotalReview]

My uncle got the Trojan recently, he had to erase everything on his computer.

What causes the Trojan?

It says it is a porn-related virus. Like I said, I got it from 2 girls 1 cup so I guess that is considered porn-related.

[final_victim]

It says it is a porn-related virus. Like I said, I got it from 2 girls 1 cup so I guess that is considered porn-related.

I heard it completely destroys your computer.

[TotalReview]

I heard it completely destroys your computer.

I think I got a weaker variation of it. I also had some virus stopper program that helped lower its attack.

[CrazyCrossover]

Trojans horrible. BUt I have two computers rigged so that in the kitchen it saves everything that's on the jacuzzi room computer, but if I get a virus on one it doesn't delete the other's stuff.

I also have two monitors in my one in the jacuzzi room. So like right now I could drag this window over to the other screen. Yeah, it's awesome.

[final_victim]

Trojans horrible. BUt I have two computers rigged so that in the kitchen it saves everything that's on the jacuzzi room computer, but if I get a virus on one it doesn't delete the other's stuff.

I also have two monitors in my one in the jacuzzi room. So like right now I could drag this window over to the other screen. Yeah, it's awesome.


I saw that on G4 recently.

[CrazyCrossover]

I have no idea how my dad did it. If someone doesn't believe me I'll post a picture.

[final_victim]

I have no idea how my dad did it. If someone doesn't believe me I'll post a picture.


Do eet nao.

[Pollo]

Trojans horrible. BUt I have two computers rigged so that in the kitchen it saves everything that's on the jacuzzi room computer, but if I get a virus on one it doesn't delete the other's stuff.

I also have two monitors in my one in the jacuzzi room. So like right now I could drag this window over to the other screen. Yeah, it's awesome.

My brother does that, but with two monitors and a MacBook. It really isn't fair.

Seriously though, how the hell do you all manage to get viruses?! If you're not completely thick and have good protection it'd next to impossible to get one.

[Tuomas]

Seriously though, how the hell do you all manage to get viruses?! If you're not completely thick and have good protection it'd next to impossible to get one.
Yeah, I have never got a real virus. I've never had a problem.

[CrazyCrossover]

Downloading hawt pr0ns off teh Limewire. I don't do that. Because I'm not retarded.

[pakman21]

Downloading hawt pr0ns off teh Limewire. I don't do that. Because I'm not retarded.

People who put viruses on limewire are idiots. They don't even attach it to files, they just put it up with the file name "hawt pronz" or "Girl riding guy, download now!"

Personally, I don't download porn, I go to streaming sites. Much safer. And if I do, it'll be from rapidshare, and I scan it near 10 times to make sure nothing's on it.

[CrazyCrossover]

You guys are disgusting. I don't even try to look at pr0ns. Sickos.

[pakman21]

You guys are disgusting. I don't even try to look at pr0ns. Sickos.

Then you are

A. A Woman/*****, in which case you should go back the the kitchen
B. A 12 year old, in which case go do your ****ing homework
C. ***. Carry on.

[CrazyCrossover]

D. All of the above. 0.o

[tbscifie]

I'm a programmer in C++, so I can make the virus be my slave!
*generic slave .Gif*

[EpicWin]

I've never had a harmful virus. Thank God for protection.

[Mattimos]

Ask him if it is the trojan virus. I got that a while back when I tried to view 2 girls 1 cup again.

Why would you TRY to watch that?

[ThatNoob]

What the hell is it?

[Mattimos]

What the hell is it?

Go find it and watch it.

[TheMBros]

Why would you TRY to watch that?

I know man. I just wack off at the thought of it, it gets me going.

[Mattimos]

I wish all porn was like that...

[Espo]

He perfers the name "ShowBiz."

[pakman21]

I wish all porn was like that...

Why ?

[TotalReview]

Why would you TRY to watch that?

I was on youtube and saw a guy's reaction. I figured it would bring back some good memories.

[LordPwn]

Oh hey guys, what's all this for?

[TotalReview]

Oh hey guys, what's all this for?

I take it you got rid of the virus?

[withouthands]

People who put viruses on limewire are idiots. They don't even attach it to files, they just put it up with the file name "hawt pronz" or "Girl riding guy, download now!"

Personally, I don't download porn, I go to streaming sites. Much safer. And if I do, it'll be from rapidshare, and I scan it near 10 times to make sure nothing's on it.
This gets a withouthands thumbs up. You are clever with teh pr0nz browsing.
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/lilgisme/thumbs_up.jpg
Why would you TRY to watch that?
I've been thinking about that since he made a thread about it. Either he's a major porn sicko, or he had never seen it, and was just curious.

I, like everyone, made that mistake.

[pakman21]

This gets a withouthands thumbs up. You are clever with teh pr0nz browsing.
[IMG]http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/lilgisme/thumbs_up.jpg[/IM

Why thank you.

Oh god, 2girls1cup. God, I remember that. it was fairly disturbing, but I lol'd whenever I showed it to my friends.

[loggerbomb]

Poor him. What did he catch?

Herpes. .

[kapono24]

Herpes. .
Where the **** have you been? I was worried sick. Your dinner is getting cold so just microwave it and it will be fine.
Why thank you.

Oh god, 2girls1cup. God, I remember that. it was fairly disturbing, but I lol'd whenever I showed it to my friends.

I laughed the whole time. It was hilarious.

[LisaLove]

Herpes. .

He has to get action to get a sexually transmitted disease. :p

[kapono24]

He has to get action to get a sexually transmitted disease. :p

I think I just fell in love with Lisa after that line.

[LisaLove]

I think I just fell in love with Lisa after that line.

Awww thanks. Wait, I watched that 3 point contest thingy with Mike a while ago. Isn't there a guy name kapono?

[kapono24]

Awww thanks. Wait, I watched that 3 point contest thingy with Mike a while ago. Isn't there a guy name kapono?

He is the most dominate 3-point shooter ever. I believe you are correct.

[LOLBATTLE]

pr0n sites tend to give viruses.

STD's and Trojans alike.

[kamekai]

Lol, time for a thread turn-around. Be amazed with my mad int3rnt skillz. :3


*Ahem*


Sounds to me like it's a variation of the Smitfraud Trojan strain, a fairly popular virus. Nasty little bugger, it is. Some versions even affect your program toolbar. Yuck.
I personally recommend SmitFraudFix, preferably ran in safe mode. That should eliminate the problem. Not looking at pr0n helps as well. :P

How do I know this? Well, I got it once. (Not pr0n-related, though.) A lesson to be learned? Don't sleep with the int3rnt. It iz s3r10U5 buS1n35s. Srsly.

[pakman21]

Lol, time for a thread turn-around. Be amazed with my mad int3rnt skillz. :3


*Ahem*


Sounds to me like it's a variation of the Smitfraud Trojan strain, a fairly popular virus. Nasty little bugger, it is. Some versions even affect your program toolbar. Yuck.
I personally recommend SmitFraudFix, preferably ran in safe mode. That should eliminate the problem. Not looking at pr0n helps as well. :P

How do I know this? Well, I got it once. (Not pr0n-related, though.) A lesson to be learned? Don't sleep with the int3rnt. It iz s3r10U5 buS1n35s. Srsly.

Congrats, you took a vauge description (HE GOT VIRUS FRUM PRONZ) and turned it into a trojan, despite barely knowing any 'symptoms' nor the site he got it from

Congrats, you now know how to pull **** out of your ass.

[TheMBros]

Congrats, you now know how to pull **** out of your ass.

Me too, but it smells like ****.

[kamekai]

Congrats, you took a vauge description (HE GOT VIRUS FRUM PRONZ) and turned it into a trojan, despite barely knowing any 'symptoms' nor the site he got it from

Congrats, you now know how to pull **** out of your ass.

I based it off of everyone else's symptoms as well, pakman. :p And the SmitFraud trojan is a very popular strain in pr0n. Usually contracted through that "ActiveX" fake plug-in that's been going around as of late.

As for pulling **** at of my ass, well... that's another story for another day.

[kapono24]

I based it off of everyone else's symptoms as well, pakman. :p And the SmitFraud trojan is a very popular strain in pr0n. Usually contracted through that "ActiveX" fake plug-in that's been going around as of late.

As for pulling **** at of my ass, well... that's another story for another day.

Well, it has been another day, where is my story?

[kamekai]

Well, it has been another day, where is my story?


I've sent it in the mail... Have you received it yet?

[kapono24]

I've sent it in the mail... Have you received it yet?

Im sure it will turn up in a few weeks.