I can't wait.

[withouthands]

So today when I got home from school, my mum told me something of epic proportions. She said that I would be left at home, ALONE, for a weekend at the end of May.

Why? Just a coincidence. Everyone else in my family is elsewhere.

Actually, I don't need a poll. What should I do?

[final_victim]

So today when I got home from school, my mum told me something of epic proportions. She said that I would be left at home, ALONE, for a weekend at the end of May.

Why? Just a coincidence. Everyone else in my family is elsewhere.

Hold on as I make a poll on what I should do.

This is amazing!

You can fap at anywhere in the house and not have to worry about getting caught!

[withouthands]

I will fap in every room of the house.

[final_victim]

I will fap in every room of the house.

Cheers and Beers all around!

[withouthands]

I'll probably crack open some beers, but we only have the really bitter stuff which I don't like that much.

I'll have to dispose of the can carefully. Knowing my mum, she'll search the recycling bin for beer cans. She is really paranoid when it comes to "underage" stuff.

[final_victim]

I'll probably crack open some beers, but we only have the really bitter stuff which I don't like that much.

I'll have to dispose of the can carefully. Knowing my mum, she'll search the recycling bin for beer cans. She is really paranoid when it comes to "underage" stuff.

The recycling bin eh? Put them in the trash can, she'll never think to look there!

[Mafiaisco]

Get your close friends together, find the weed dude at your school buy some also ask him if you can borrow a pipe. Smoke up play video games. Don't tell the weed dealer its your first time he'll rip you off. Say ***** I need an eighth which is like 40+ dollars depending on how good it is. When he shows you the weed say why are you trying to jew me? Even if you have know idea if it's the correct amount, he'll either freak out and say wtf are you talking about, or be like alright alright and give you the correct amount. And then say hey I'll give you 5 if you let me borrow your pipe or **** this weekend they usually say yes. Weed dealers are nice guys, but will try to rip you off so you gotta be the silver-back gorilla in this situation ya know!?

Or raid your parents liquor cabinet, but if your parents are anal they might mark the bottles so you might have to water it down or get it somewhere else. Like your friends house.

I would say houseparty but you don't seem like the type that would do that, and I wouldn't do either. I'd get so scared if something breaks or some stupid **** like that.

WH if you don't do something illegal whether it be getting high, getting drunk *or tipsy one or two shots would do it for you probably (I am just guessing)* Get friends with you chillax all weekendillze.

You better do something or I am gonna be ashamed of you.

[final_victim]

I say everyone at HallPass pitches in and buys Greg a couple of prostitutes.

[Mafiaisco]

I say everyone at HallPass pitches in and buys Greg a couple of prostitutes.
Better to get one of his friends drunk and make her passout and do her. That's the American way.

[final_victim]

Better to get one of his friends drunk and make her passout and do her. That's the American way.

Greg, this is gonna be one hell of a weekend.

[withouthands]

I don't know where I could find any weed, and I wouldn't do it even if I did. I'm on a tight budget....



...


Oh. And my morals and all that ****.

I'll find some beers and we'll see how many it takes for me to start getting tipsy.

[Mafiaisco]

I don't know where I could find any weed, and I wouldn't do it even if I did. I'm on a tight budget....



...


Oh. And my morals and all that ****.

I'll find some beers and we'll see how many it takes for me to start getting tipsy.
You're a disappointment to us all.

[TheUnknownFox]

Hire some hookers to knock your junk around or if you wanna go the cheap route...find some over weight hookers.

[Pollo]

If you're worried about your parents finding the evidence and you have neighbours, shove it in their bins or just chuck it over the fence.

[LiarAmongAll]

No here is what you should do. Go downtown and ask around for some E. You will have a great time, and be ****ing up for 4-8 hours depending on what you take. Or, an alternative, would be to go mushroom picking. I wouldn't suggest eating them if you are in a bad mood. You probably shouldn't eat just any that you find... Thats a bit dangerous... Ok, stick with E

[Mafiaisco]

Go to your medicine cabinet. And just swallow all the pills in it. Don't even look at the label just keep popping it in. You'll be tripping balls in heaven.

[LiarAmongAll]

Lol maf... that wasn't the best idea to tell someone... Just drink a whole bottle of robotusen. you will puke 10 minutes later and then you won't remember anything all night, and its only 3 bucks. you just can't go wrong

[mungo]

Lol maf... that wasn't the best idea to tell someone... Just drink a whole bottle of robotusen. you will puke 10 minutes later and then you won't remember anything all night, and its only 3 bucks. you just can't go wrong

And you won't cough for the rest of your life.

[LiarAmongAll]

And you won't cough for the rest of your life.

Yeah! and... and.... its fun

[Mafiaisco]

Lol maf... that wasn't the best idea to tell someone... Just drink a whole bottle of robotusen. you will puke 10 minutes later and then you won't remember anything all night, and its only 3 bucks. you just can't go wrong
It's what the cool kids do.

[mungo]

I once puked 11 times in one night. It's quite pleasant if you induce it with ginger ale.

[Mafiaisco]

I once puked 11 times in one night. It's quite pleasant if you induce it with ginger ale.
I got high and nobody died!
Those drug commercials are filthy liars.

[LiarAmongAll]

And your sex drive will go through the roof!.... I'm not seeing any bad parts to this

[kapono24]

And you won't cough for the rest of your life.

You are slowly getting more awesome.

Greg: If I were you, I would go out on long walks on the beach while drinking water and having a good, well cooked hot dog. Although, nothing can beat staying at home and watching baseball while doing you math homework.

[Mafiaisco]

You are slowly getting more awesome.

Greg: If I were you, I would go out on long walks on the beach while drinking water and having a good, well cooked hot dog. Although, nothing can beat staying at home and watching baseball while doing you math homework.
THEY DON'T WATCH BASEBALL DOWN THERE LOL!

[kapono24]

THEY DON'T WATCH BASEBALL DOWN THERE LOL!

OH YEAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That sucks!!!

[mungo]

You are slowly getting more awesome.

I noticed that too, All of a sudden one day everything just "clicked".

[TotalReview]

I noticed that too, All of a sudden one day everything just "clicked".

Let's see if you can keep it that way.

[mungo]

Let's see if you can keep it that way.

I'd like too :P

[Mafiaisco]

Let's see if you can keep it that way.
TR let's see how long you can go without being ***.

o wait you lost lolololololol

God I am witty.

[kapono24]

TR let's see how long you can go without being ***.

o wait you lost lolololololol

God I am witty.

You also seem to be correct all the time too.

[TotalReview]

TR let's see how long you can go without being ***.

o wait you lost lolololololol

God I am witty.

Let's see how long you can go without lying about doing drugs on the internet.

Oh wait, you lie about doing drugs all the time.

God I am witty.

[Espo]

Get one of your friends of the opposite sex and pound the ***** so hard up the ass she will vomit **** for days.

[TotalReview]

You also seem to be correct all the time too.

OMG HOW DARE YOU! I COULD PROBABLY TAKE AWAY YOUR TWO BARS! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

[Mafiaisco]

Let's see how long you can go without lying about doing drugs on the internet.

Oh wait, you lie about doing drugs all the time.

God I am witty.
Sorry I was snorting coke and takeing x. WHAT

[TotalReview]

Sorry I was snorting coke and takeing x. WHAT

Well, if the statement I said is false, then the statement you said is false.

[kapono24]

OMG HOW DARE YOU! I COULD PROBABLY TAKE AWAY YOUR TWO BARS! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

Nothing against you, I just found it funny.

Plus, someone already knocked me down a point for that comment. Obviously one of the newer members.

[TotalReview]

Nothing against you, I just found it funny.

I was not being serious. Maf is always a poopy head but it is hilarious. It also makes this forum more interesting.

[kapono24]

I was not being serious. Maf is always a poopy head but it is hilarious. It also makes this forum more interesting.

Also, read edit.

[TotalReview]

Also, read edit.

Wow, who the hell did that? Ugh, you just can't be sarcastic on the internet anymore. People take it too seriously.

[Tuomas]

Wow, who the hell did that? Ugh, you just can't be sarcastic on the internet anymore. People take it too seriously.
You can't be sarcastic without blue text, of course.

[CrazyCrossover]

Go boot some black tar heroin. blol invisitext. Not really have a party or something.

[TotalReview]

You can't be sarcastic without blue text, of course.

I don't want to fall into the crazy Nazi XGen ways!

[pakman21]

Oh god, you are luckyyyy.

If my parents left the house, I'd try weed (Never tried it, but I'm interested) and I'd get wasted.

[TotalReview]

Oh god, you are luckyyyy.

If my parents left the house, I'd try weed (Never tried it, but I'm interested) and I'd get wasted.

I have never tried weed either but I am not interested. I don't mind if people do it but I just think it is a waste of money. I would drink beer though.

[pakman21]

I have never tried weed either but I am not interested. I don't mind if people do it but I just think it is a waste of money. I would drink beer though.

I dunno, It's not that I think it'll make me cool or anything, but I just want to expierience it.

And if I drink alcohol, I'm probably not going to try beer. I had a sip of my dad's once and it was pretty nasty.

[Jasmyn]

I dunno, It's not that I think it'll make me cool or anything, but I just want to expierience it.

And if I drink alcohol, I'm probably not going to try beer. I had a sip of my dad's once and it was pretty nasty.
I got left alone for each day of Spring Break. My parents came back at night (but at like 11:00)
Yeah, I can look after a household and myself.

[pakman21]

I got left alone for each day of Spring Break. My parents came back at night (but at like 11:00)
Yeah, I can look after a household and myself.

My mom's a teacher, so she's home whenever I'm home. Sucks balls.

[Mattimos]

I have a good hour after school everyday to do whatever, but I'm not left alone very often.

I like wednesdays, I'm home alone from 4-7 PM.

[TotalReview]

I dunno, It's not that I think it'll make me cool or anything, but I just want to expierience it.

And if I drink alcohol, I'm probably not going to try beer. I had a sip of my dad's once and it was pretty nasty.

I have never had it so I can't judge it. However, I just believe it is overrated. I don't know though.

I have had beer and some vodka. I have never gotten completely drunk though.

[Mattimos]

I've never got my hands on enough to get drunk.

I had a good ten shots of Baccardi Surpreme about three weeks ago, and didn't even feel tipsy.

[Tuomas]

I've never got my hands on enough to get drunk.

I had a good ten shots of Baccardi Surpreme about three weeks ago, and didn't even feel tipsy.
Wow...
You're rather resistant to alcohol.

[RocStar]

Get your close friends together, find the weed dude at your school buy some also ask him if you can borrow a pipe. Smoke up play video games. Don't tell the weed dealer its your first time he'll rip you off. Say ***** I need an eighth which is like 40+ dollars depending on how good it is. When he shows you the weed say why are you trying to jew me? Even if you have know idea if it's the correct amount, he'll either freak out and say wtf are you talking about, or be like alright alright and give you the correct amount. And then say hey I'll give you 5 if you let me borrow your pipe or **** this weekend they usually say yes. Weed dealers are nice guys, but will try to rip you off so you gotta be the silver-back gorilla in this situation ya know!?

Or raid your parents liquor cabinet, but if your parents are anal they might mark the bottles so you might have to water it down or get it somewhere else. Like your friends house.

I would say houseparty but you don't seem like the type that would do that, and I wouldn't do either. I'd get so scared if something breaks or some stupid **** like that.

WH if you don't do something illegal whether it be getting high, getting drunk *or tipsy one or two shots would do it for you probably (I am just guessing)* Get friends with you chillax all weekendillze.

You better do something or I am gonna be ashamed of you.

That was one of the most descriptive plans ever.

[withouthands]

Wow...
You're rather resistant to alcohol.

I know some guy who got pissed after one can of beer.

I just realised we have a ton of rather questionable liquors in a cabinet. What shall it be?

Get pissed of liquor

or

Get pissed on beer?

Personally, I'd rather beer.

[Tuomas]

I know some guy who got pissed after one can of beer.

I just realised we have a ton of rather questionable liquors in a cabinet. What shall it be?

Get pissed of liquor

or

Get pissed on beer?

Personally, I'd rather beer.
Hmm... Beer or liquor... Depends on what you're gonna do. Drink yourself to sleep? Liquor. xD

[withouthands]

Naw, just enough to get a bit drunk, not roll around on the floor.

It should provide lulz for you guys if you are on at the right time.

[pakman21]

Naw, just enough to get a bit drunk, not roll around on the floor.

It should provide lulz for you guys if you are on at the right time.

Like that time logger was wasted? Oh man, I lol'd for weeks

[kapono24]

Naw, just enough to get a bit drunk, not roll around on the floor.

It should provide lulz for you guys if you are on at the right time.

If that is the case, you should give us a heads up so we can laugh at you drunk.

[rune]

Get your close friends together, find the weed dude at your school buy some also ask him if you can borrow a pipe. Smoke up play video games. Don't tell the weed dealer its your first time he'll rip you off. Say ***** I need an eighth which is like 40+ dollars depending on how good it is. When he shows you the weed say why are you trying to jew me? Even if you have know idea if it's the correct amount, he'll either freak out and say wtf are you talking about, or be like alright alright and give you the correct amount. And then say hey I'll give you 5 if you let me borrow your pipe or **** this weekend they usually say yes. Weed dealers are nice guys, but will try to rip you off so you gotta be the silver-back gorilla in this situation ya know!?

Or raid your parents liquor cabinet, but if your parents are anal they might mark the bottles so you might have to water it down or get it somewhere else. Like your friends house.

I would say houseparty but you don't seem like the type that would do that, and I wouldn't do either. I'd get so scared if something breaks or some stupid **** like that.

WH if you don't do something illegal whether it be getting high, getting drunk *or tipsy one or two shots would do it for you probably (I am just guessing)* Get friends with you chillax all weekendillze.

You better do something or I am gonna be ashamed of you.

i love you maf

[TheMBros]

i love you maf

I love how you casually post every month or so.

[kapono24]

I love how you casually post every month or so.

It has been a lot longer since his last post.

[kamekai]

Kamekai thinks 9/10 people on this thread are under 13. >.>

[TotalReview]

Kamekai thinks 9/10 people on this thread are under 13. >.>

KameKai is wrong. Most members on here are 14-15 with a few over that.

[kamekai]

KameKai is wrong. Most members on here are 14-15 with a few over that.


Kamekai is never wrong. Never. Physics have been wrong. Weathermen have been wrong. Even Maf has been wrong at least once in his life. But never Kamekai.

So, with that in mind, everyone in this thread is 12 or under, excluding me, Matt, Kapono and Maf.

[TotalReview]

Kamekai is never wrong. Never. Physics have been wrong. Weathermen have been wrong. Even Maf has been wrong at least once in his life. But never Kamekai.

So, with that in mind, everyone in this thread is 12 or under, excluding me, Matt, Kapono and Maf.

I am 15 and I am guessing you are 14.

[pakman21]

HA!

I'm thirteen, *****. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A FAILURE? DOES IT STING?

[rune]

Is rage still round

[pakman21]

LURK MOAR

And he's slowhand now.

[Jasmyn]

Kamekai is never wrong. Never. Physics have been wrong. Weathermen have been wrong. Even Maf has been wrong at least once in his life. But never Kamekai.

So, with that in mind, everyone in this thread is 12 or under, excluding me, Matt, Kapono and Maf.
Everyone on here huh? You sir, are quite the ignorant little fellow.

[TheMBros]

Kamekai is never wrong. Never. Physics have been wrong. Weathermen have been wrong. Even Maf has been wrong at least once in his life. But never Kamekai.

So, with that in mind, everyone in this thread is 12 or under, excluding me, Matt, Kapono and Maf.

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Mattimos]

So, with that in mind, everyone in this thread is 12 or under, excluding me, Matt, Kapono and Maf.

It's because I have chest hair, isn't it?

[AlmightyDavid]

Now a reminder: HallPass and it's affiliates do not condone illegal activity.

[Tuomas]

Now a reminder: HallPass and it's affiliates do not condone illegal activity.
Of course!
*Sets fire to the library in the name of HallPass*

[Jasmyn]

:mad::mad::mad::mad:
I second this (e)motion.

[pakman21]

Now that I think of it, I doubt there's one 12 year old (or under) "regular" on this site.

I'm the youngest. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Jasmyn]

Now that I think of it, I doubt there's one 12 year old (or under) "regular" on this site.

I'm the youngest. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Everyone, molest this child. And keep Michael Jackson out of it.

[pakman21]

Everyone, molest this child. And keep Michael Jackson out of it.

Alrigggght, BUT NO GIRLS. I don't swing that way missy.

[Jasmyn]

Alrigggght, BUT NO GIRLS. I don't swing that way missy.
So does that mean that you are FINALLY coming out of the closet?

[pakman21]

So does that mean that you are FINALLY coming out of the closet?

>=(

IT'S A JOKE CARPET MUNCHER

[Jasmyn]

>=(

IT'S A JOKE CARPET MUNCHER
NO DUR !

[pakman21]

NO DUR !

SUCK IT .

[Jasmyn]

SUCK IT .
YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU?!

[withouthands]

Now that I think of it, I doubt there's one 12 year old (or under) "regular" on this site.

I'm the youngest. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

My voice is more girly though.

[Jasmyn]

Your voice does not sound girly. >=\

[withouthands]

Not nessercarily the voice. More of the accent.

British/Australian accent sound fairly interesting.

[AlmightyDavid]

Not nessercarily the voice. More of the accent.

British/Australian accent sound fairly interesting.
It's hot on chicks though.

[withouthands]

Some girls would say it's hot on guys.

Although, my accent makes me "cute". Not the "He is cute I want him in bed" kind of cute, but the "AWWWWWWW ISN'T THAT CUTE?!" kind of cute.

I get attention, but no poon. :(

[AlmightyDavid]

Some girls would say it's hot on guys.

Although, my accent makes me "cute". Not the "He is cute I want him in bed" kind of cute, but the "AWWWWWWW ISN'T THAT CUTE?!" kind of cute.

I get attention, but no poon. :(
Attention leads to poon if you play it right.

[withouthands]

If only you knew.

If I even MENTIONED the word sex, them girls would all think "But I thought you were so innocent and oblivious to the world."

[pakman21]

If only you knew.

If I even MENTIONED the word sex, them girls would all think "But I thought you were so innocent and oblivious to the world."

Gah, I hate the girls in my grade.

I hang out with a lot of 10th grade girls, and they're pretty cool. But eighth grade girls? Holy **** they're annoying. Always smiling and laughing and being smug and ****. MAKES ME RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[kapono24]

Kamekai is never wrong. Never. Physics have been wrong. Weathermen have been wrong. Even Maf has been wrong at least once in his life. But never Kamekai.

So, with that in mind, everyone in this thread is 12 or under, excluding me, Matt, Kapono and Maf.
I am suddenly interested as to why I have been included in this list.
Now that I think of it, I doubt there's one 12 year old (or under) "regular" on this site.

I'm the youngest. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Isn't Car2nist younger than you? Although, I'm not sure if he is considered a regular.

[junkinthetrunk]

Shrooms, that's my idea.

[kamekai]

Now a reminder: HallPass and it's affiliates do not condone illegal activity.


Get your close friends together, find the weed dude at your school buy some also ask him if you can borrow a pipe. Smoke up play video games. Don't tell the weed dealer its your first time he'll rip you off. Say ***** I need an eighth which is like 40+ dollars depending on how good it is. When he shows you the weed say why are you trying to jew me? Even if you have know idea if it's the correct amount, he'll either freak out and say wtf are you talking about, or be like alright alright and give you the correct amount. And then say hey I'll give you 5 if you let me borrow your pipe or **** this weekend they usually say yes. Weed dealers are nice guys, but will try to rip you off so you gotta be the silver-back gorilla in this situation ya know!?

Or raid your parents liquor cabinet, but if your parents are anal they might mark the bottles so you might have to water it down or get it somewhere else. Like your friends house.

I would say houseparty but you don't seem like the type that would do that, and I wouldn't do either. I'd get so scared if something breaks or some stupid **** like that.

WH if you don't do something illegal whether it be getting high, getting drunk *or tipsy one or two shots would do it for you probably (I am just guessing)* Get friends with you chillax all weekendillze.

You better do something or I am gonna be ashamed of you.


>.>

<.<

Erm...

[tbscifie]

Gah, I hate the girls in my grade.

I hang out with a lot of 10th grade girls, and they're pretty cool. But eighth grade girls? Holy **** they're annoying. Always smiling and laughing and being smug and ****. MAKES ME RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

I know what you mean.
I'm in both yours and WH's predicament. :(

[Jasmyn]

Grade 10s in general are awesome. Of course, this is a biased statement.