Worst Scams

[TheUnknownFox]

I just got this email and im actually laughing at the people who would give this psycho thier information.


Header was : REF NO : xxxxxxxx : YOU JUST WON
x=to lazy to copy

You won the sum of 1,500,000 GBP in our SeasonalE-mail ProgrammeAward,contact Mr Jakes Anthony ( contact.jakesanthony20@yahoo.co.uk )Provide the Following Information 1:Full Name 2:Home Address

Not only did I get this email, I got a 2nd one right after with the same information

[withouthands]

Coca-Cola seems to want me to win the lottery. All I need to give them is my credit card number, and they'll transfer the money directly into the account!

I had this e-mail a while ago, and it is long gone now.

[pakman21]

>=(

The email promised me cash money but I haven't gotten it yet.

[Mattimos]

I keep getting those ones from a bank owner in Africa saying I forgot I had an account there. Silly me, forgetting about all my million dollar foreign bank accounts!

[kapono24]

I just got this email and im actually laughing at the people who would give this psycho thier information.


Header was : REF NO : xxxxxxxx : YOU JUST WON
x=to lazy to copy



Not only did I get this email, I got a 2nd one right after with the same information

I laughed hard at what was required. They didnt even try and sneek in the address. Just the full name and address will do.

[vcgfdfg1]

once i got an e-mail that said i was related to the queen of england but to verify it they needed my social security #

[kapono24]

once i got an e-mail that said i was related to the queen of england but to verify it they needed my social security #

Haha. So are you related to her or not?

[Complexity]

Theres been a huge flood of telephone scams lately where I live. In the past week I've won seven cruises, and eight trips to Vegas.

[EpicWin]

I keep getting those ones from a bank owner in Africa saying I forgot I had an account there. Silly me, forgetting about all my million dollar foreign bank accounts!
I got that exact one. You stole my bank account?

[pakman21]

Theres been a huge flood of telephone scams lately where I live. In the past week I've won seven cruises, and eight trips to Vegas.

Ugh, ever since I moved we get telemarketers night and day. I hate them so ****ing much.

[TotalReview]

I got a phone call on my cell phone and they asked me to buy something. I told them very politely to take me off their list. The guy said he would. I get a phone call the next day from the same company. I told them these words, "You ****ing ****ers should have learned to take me off your ****ing retarded list." That company never called me again.

[pakman21]

I got a phone call on my cell phone and they asked me to buy something. I told them very politely to take me off their list. The guy said he would. I get a phone call the next day from the same company. I told them these words, "You ****ing ****ers should have learned to take me off your ****ing retarded list." That company never called me again.

Ha ha, I once told a chick I'd rip her balls off. Never called back.

[Espo]

So, i am not related to the queen of England?!

[TotalReview]

Ha ha, I once told a chick I'd rip her balls off. Never called back.

The only way you get rid of them is if you are mean. I got one the other day and I asked if him if he really thought I would buy it. He said it is a great product. I said I bet you don't even have one. The guy said he did. I said your lying just made me not want to buy this product. He started begging and then I said **** you!

[tbscifie]

I got an email saying that I'd won 1 billion dollars and I've gotten about 12 of them since. They are all from different emails and ****.
HTF DO I BLOCK THEM!?

[TheUnknownFox]

Something a guy did in class, we were in the weight room and everyday he kept getting a phone call by telemarketers. (Btw we were in ROTC but because the program was undeveloped we in ROTC II just sat in the weight room most of the time doing nothing)

Anyway, when he got a call he started to talk like an Arab guy...meh, then again, only funny if you could have seen it. But this does remind me of a video ;)

Prank on a Telemarketer (http://youtube.com/watch?v=K5rf9fXMblc)

[Mattimos]

Ooh, I got another one...

FROM MR. ABDEL ZINDA,
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK
OUAGADOUGOU,
BURKINA FASO.

Greetings and compliments of the season,

I am making this proposal to you based on my conviction that you will be capable of championing this business cause.

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $10.6m US dollars (Ten Million Six hundred Thousand US Dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer, late Mr. Abdul Rehman Afzal an Afghani who died along with his entire family in an American bomb attack on the city of Kandahar, Afghanistan in the year 2003.

Apparently he has no relatives, and he decided I was cool enough to have this money.

[TheUnknownFox]

Ooh, I got another one...



Apparently he has no relatives, and he decided I was cool enough to have this money.

We just need your bank account number and secret pin number, along with your Social Security to transfer all the money to you, correct? XD

[LiarAmongAll]

If you want all the telemarketers to stop calling you and you live in the US, go here:

https://www.donotcall.gov/register/reg.aspx

works for me and i got real sick of call after call after call

[AlmightyDavid]

If you want all the telemarketers to stop calling you and you live in the US, go here:

https://www.donotcall.gov/register/reg.aspx

works for me and i got real sick of call after call after call
My house number is on that list. By law, if you tell a company to stop contacting you, they have to or you can sue for harrassment.

[LiarAmongAll]

My house number is on that list. By law, if you tell a company to stop contacting you, they have to or you can sue for harrassment.

Right, but if you tell a company to put you on there do not call list, and then hang up, they don't have to because they need your information to do it. Also, it only puts you on the list for that company

[kapono24]

This way (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hllDWSbuDsQ) is something I gotta try.

[Complexity]

I just got an telemarketer.

Telemarketer: You just won a Caribbean cruise!

Me: **** you. *Hangs up*

[TotalReview]

Right, but if you tell a company to put you on there do not call list, and then hang up, they don't have to because they need your information to do it. Also, it only puts you on the list for that company

They don't need any information. Obviously, they have your phone number and name so they just take you off the list. You will still get telemarketers from other places but at least not from the same company.

[final_victim]

I got an E-mail one time asking me to loan my liver to a 14 year old boy in korea.

[mungo]

I got an E-mail one time asking me to loan my liver to a 14 year old boy in korea.

Well? Did you?

[final_victim]

Well? Did you?

Of course!

If i didn't he would of died from a weird disease called LOLISCAMMEDUOUTOFURLIVER

[kapono24]

Of course!

If i didn't he would of died from a weird disease called LOLISCAMMEDUOUTOFURLIVER

You are joking, right? That is just too stupid to be true.

[CrazyCrossover]

How could that be true?!

[mungo]

How could that be true?!

He gave the korean dude his liver > I gave him my extra liver

See?

[ThatNoob]

I get the africa one all the time :P

Its always something of

"Getjkz Malli Cukkas Moêkami!"

Then it has numbers.

Below, it translates to english.

[withouthands]

Ugh, ever since I moved we get telemarketers night and day. I hate them so ****ing much.

What you do is you tell them that you are the master of the household, ask for the details, and when they ask for credit card numbers, tell them you've gone to get the card, and leave them on hold until they hang up.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TheUnknownFox]

Wonder if a telemarketer ever cried because he couldnt make a sale :D
Not to make fun of em but...they chose the crappy unwanted job no one wants to have calling

[pakman21]

What you do is you tell them that you are the master of the household, ask for the details, and when they ask for credit card numbers, tell them you've gone to get the card, and leave them on hold until they hang up.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

That's not nearly as funny as rick rolling them.

[TheMBros]

That's not nearly as funny as rick rolling them.

Such a simple idea just seems so funny.