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mungo
04-26-2008, 04:07 PM
Whats your favorite quote or quotes? I dont really know that many but I think my favorite would be:
How do you prepare for death?
Learn how to live.
How do you learn how to live?
Prepare for death.
Matias321
04-26-2008, 04:14 PM
" give a man a fish, feed him for a day, teach a man to fish feed him for a lifetime."
TheMBros
04-26-2008, 04:23 PM
"I have mites on my dick !!"
Mattimos
04-26-2008, 04:26 PM
Buy this car to drive to work, drive to work to pay for this car.
I like this one.
TotalReview
04-26-2008, 08:22 PM
I think my favorite is....
I broke up my girlfriend and she said, "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I am thinking, "Hell yeah! I don't want someone like you considering I am breaking up with you."
pakman21
04-26-2008, 08:23 PM
Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
(spoken)You are a pirate!
(crowd)Yay!
We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
And buried deep away!
We'll dig up the box, (the box!)
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!
(changes to electronic euro-pop crap music)
(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!
(spoken)Weigh anchooor!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want '‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr, ahoy and avast,
dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!
Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!
Hahaha! (Yay!)
We're sailing away (set sail!),
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
And run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (the boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!
(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!
Laaaand ho!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
(spoken)Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!
(singing)Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
You are a pirate!
(spoken)Hahahahaa!
You're a pirate!
Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset because it may be very attractive when you aquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all. - Lemony Snicket
LedHead
04-26-2008, 08:40 PM
Excellent!
Bohemian Rhapsody, anyone?
I think I could sing and shear a few sheep at the same time.
WTF?
“I may not believe in myself, but I believe in what I'm doing.”
Inspiring enough.
LordPwn
04-26-2008, 08:41 PM
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOCK ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIEEEEEEE
OHH BABY
CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BABY
JUST GOTTA GET OUTT
JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HEREAAHs
withouthands
04-26-2008, 08:43 PM
Rolf Harris
Now if you want to take some pictures of the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus YOU'RE TOO LATE!! Because they've just... passed... by!
TotalReview
04-26-2008, 08:45 PM
I wanted to have a place that I could create everything that I never had as a child. So, you see rides. You see animals. There's a movie theater. I was always on tour, traveling.
That explains so much.
Pollo
04-26-2008, 08:48 PM
Rolf Harris
Your quote is of the song thing I was forced to learn all those years ago in choir. HIDEOUS.
LedHead
04-26-2008, 09:10 PM
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOCK ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIEEEEEEE
OHH BABY
CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BABY
JUST GOTTA GET OUTT
JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HEREAAHs
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/eternallyforgotten/waynesworld.gif
pakman21
04-26-2008, 09:12 PM
Coincidentally, wayne's world was on CC today.
Who knew?
SupaFruit
04-26-2008, 09:34 PM
My favorite quote, is "Be yourself".
Because I live by it.
bananaman52
04-26-2008, 11:48 PM
"get your filthy hands off me you dam dirty ape!"
TheUnknownFox
04-26-2008, 11:55 PM
Procastination is like masterbation, in the end your only ****ing yourself
and my own person out look on life
If you act upon something you have thought on, stick by it
And what that means is, if you decided to kill a man, dont be a ***** and tie up our legal system because you now say "oops I dont want to pay the price" step up and take the injection!
kapono24
04-27-2008, 01:44 AM
Frank: Cigarette?
*Holds out cigaretter*
Sally: Yes, I know.
****ing brilliant.
withouthands
04-27-2008, 01:49 AM
Your quote is of the song thing I was forced to learn all those years ago in choir. HIDEOUS.
I hope you didn't have to do that lame dance too.
Coincidentally, wayne's world was on CC today.
Who knew?Even more coincidentally, i was watching it.
Pollo
04-27-2008, 07:33 AM
I hope you didn't have to do that lame dance too.
Thankfully I've forgotten it all.
Matias321
04-27-2008, 10:41 AM
Thankfully I've forgotten it all.
my favorite quote is Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
drsirquinn
04-27-2008, 02:45 PM
Wash: This landing could get pretty interesting!
Mal: Define interesting?!
Wash: Oh God, Oh God, we're all going to die?
Mal (on the radio to the rest of the crew): Excuse me, this is the captain speaking. We may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
Mal (to Wash): Just get us on the ground!
Wash: That part will happen pretty definatley!
****ing brilliant.
and yes, almost anything that Leslie Nielson has ever said.
EpicWin
04-27-2008, 02:47 PM
I second this. Go lazy town >_>
Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
(spoken)You are a pirate!
(crowd)Yay!
We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
And buried deep away!
We'll dig up the box, (the box!)
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!
(changes to electronic euro-pop crap music)
(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!
(spoken)Weigh anchooor!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want '‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr, ahoy and avast,
dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!
Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!
Hahaha! (Yay!)
We're sailing away (set sail!),
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
And run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (the boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!
(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!
Laaaand ho!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
(spoken)Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!
(singing)Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
You are a pirate!
(spoken)Hahahahaa!
You're a pirate!
______________
kapono24
04-28-2008, 03:33 PM
Wash: This landing could get pretty interesting!
Mal: Define interesting?!
Wash: Oh God, Oh God, we're all going to die?
Mal (on the radio to the rest of the crew): Excuse me, this is the captain speaking. We may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
Mal (to Wash): Just get us on the ground!
Wash: That part will happen pretty definatley!
and yes, almost anything that Leslie Nielson has ever said.
Leslie Nielson is seriously the best actor ever.
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