Insults!!

[drsirquinn]

Post your best insults!
First post insult me, and insult the person above you. Don't get dirty, just be FUNNY! (and preferably creative)

[mungo]

your ****ing retarded

[Matias321]

mungo you are so stupid you copied off drsirquinn's test

[mungo]

You make absolutely no sense at all. go have a conversation with SupaFruit. Im sure you two will get along fine! I mean, you have so much in common!

[pakman21]

mungo you are so stupid you copied off drsirquinn's test

That's not so dumb, considering dr. Sir Quinn is not only a doctor but he has also been knighted, assuming that his name is accurate.

[drsirquinn]

That's not so dumb, considering dr. Sir Quinn is not only a doctor but he has also been knighted, assuming that his name is accurate.

It's true! and just to keep in with the thread, your mom is so fat that every time she turns around they throw a welcome back party. haha. (silence) (crickets)

[CarMan1390]

Keep it clean guys. I'm afraid this is going to turn into one huge flame thread.

[TotalReview]

Carman, you are right but you suck.

[drsirquinn]

Thanks carman and totalreview. I hate you guys =)

[pakman21]

Keep it clean guys. I'm afraid this is going to turn into one huge flame thread.

And ?

[mungo]

Carman, you are right but you suck.

At least hes not a pussy.

[pieman]

You sir are as dainty as a scott.

*pansy British laugh*

[pakman21]

You sir are as dainty as a scott.

*pansy British laugh*

Ho ho ho!

You are a jolly good time sir, unfortunately you're a dirty irishman!

[drsirquinn]

I would call you a psychotic egotistical maniacal schizophrenic, but calling you that would insult the psychotic egotistical maniacal schizophrenic community.

[mungo]

I would call you a psychotic egotistical maniacal schizophrenic, but calling you that would insult the psychotic egotistical maniacal schizophrenic community.

So.....you?

KV should be here for this thread.

[drsirquinn]

So.....you?


yeah, pretty much. You should come by sometime, you would be welcomed with open arms

[pakman21]

QUIT MENTIONING KV ***S

HE'S NOT COMING BACK

[TheMBros]

QUIT MENTIONING KV ***S

HE'S NOT COMING BACK

But... We love him.

[mungo]

yeah, pretty much. You should come by sometime, you would be welcomed with open arms

nah, your not my type.

[Pollo]

But... We love him.

You have to do what I did and turn your sadness into anger and hatred!

[drsirquinn]

hey, can we try 2 keep this on-topic a little more?

[mungo]

Kiss my ass.

[drsirquinn]

Kiss my ass.

i'd rather not, but i appreciate the offer! :p

[mungo]

You dont have a choice. KISS IT *****!!

[drsirquinn]

You dont have a choice. KISS IT *****!!

*shoots himself*

HA! now what?? NOW...WHAT??

oh dang

[mungo]

*shoots himself*

HA! now what?? NOW...WHAT??

oh dang

what the hell?!? I cant compete with that. You just ****ing shot yourself! What am I supposed to say?!

*long raving rant*

[drsirquinn]

what the hell?!? I cant compete with that :'(

see? I stink, and I beat you. What does that make you?

[mungo]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5226/25ou3.jpg

[drsirquinn]

http://db.rambleschmack.net/images/posts/how-to-put-it/kirk-inspirational-awesome.jpg

[wiggles]

whhen they were giving out brains you thought they said drains and din't want one

[mungo]

whhen they were giving out brains you thought they said drains and din't want one

And he was hand in hand with you wasnt he wiggles?

[Toxic]

Apostrophe.

[mungo]

no .

[wiggles]

yes .

[drsirquinn]

And he was hand in hand with you wasnt he wiggles?

close, but we were just walking next to eachother. I'm not queer.

and i liked the "now in 3-d!" better, wiggles

[TheMBros]

close, but we were just walking next to eachother.

It is now fixed.

[drsirquinn]

yes, yes it is

[Toxic]

Shift-key.

[mungo]

close, but we were just walking next to eachother. I'm not queer.

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/859/denialwu3.jpg

[drsirquinn]

http://www.bowblog.com/archives/images/wrong.jpg

[mungo]

I saw what you and wiggles were doing last night :P

[SecurityCop]

I saw what you and wiggles were doing last night :P

How can you see what they do when they do it in your ass?

[mungo]

I have eyes in the back of my head. Why? Wish you were me?

[SecurityCop]

I have eyes in the back of my head. Why? Wish you were me?

No I enjoy having a life thanks.

[mungo]

*sigh* you win.

[SecurityCop]

*sigh* you win.

Damn, i was just getting started.

[Espo]

NO U!penispenispenispenispenispenis

[Mattimos]

NO U!vaginavaginavaginavaginavaginavagina

[drsirquinn]

Damn, i was just getting started.

wanna have a go at an argument with me? i don't give up so easily.

[SecurityCop]

wanna have a go at an argument with me? i don't give up so easily.

No, I guess you wouldn't take rejection very well, would you?

[pakman21]

No I enjoy having a life thanks.

Pfft, lives are for losers.

[drsirquinn]

No, I guess you wouldn't take rejection very well, would you?

no, no i wouldnt. You would know what that feels like wouldnt you?

[SecurityCop]

no, no i wouldnt. You would know what that feels like wouldnt you?

Nope. Never have to ask more then once. And I don't have to bribe/blackmail them either.

[pakman21]

Nope. Never have to ask more then once. And I don't have to bribe/blackmail them either.

Quit flaunting your normailty, we don't like your kind round here.

[SecurityCop]

Quit flaunting your normailty, we don't like your kind round here.

THIS IS A 2 MAN DUEL.
Sorry, you don't meet the hight requirement.

[drsirquinn]

well, its true we dont generally appreciate normal people around here... i mena are you saying you have a LIFE??? hahaha!

[Espo]

NO U!ballsballsballsballsballsballsballs

[Mattimos]

NO U!pussypussypussypussypussypussy

[withouthands]

SRSLY GUIZ STFU!secrettextsecrettextsecrettext

[Mattimos]

NO U

[pakman21]

NO U

OH SHI OH SHI OH SHI OH SHI OH SHI

[TotalReview]

SC was the only one good at being mean. You other guys all suck. Yeah, I just insulted you all.

[drsirquinn]

SC was the only one good at being mean. You other guys all suck. Yeah, I just insulted you all.

well, ya got us there

[withouthands]

SC was the only one good at being mean. You other guys all suck. Yeah, I just insulted you all.

As if. ispamurface is the best insulter for sure.

[drsirquinn]

As if. ispamurface is the best insulter for sure.

true, but hes not here at the moment.

[TotalReview]

As if. ispamurface is the best insulter for sure.

You're a spam! I just spammed this thread and I don't know how to spam but I think I do. Don't you guys notice how I am actually contributing instead of just spam.

SPAM!

[SupaFruit]

I'd like you too meet my friend, but he died when I showed him a picture of you.

BURN.

[drsirquinn]

You're a spam! I just spammed this thread and I don't know how to spam but I think I do. Don't you guys notice how I am actually contributing instead of just spam.

SPAM!

well, kinda the point of this thread has turned in2 spam, so why not enjoy it for now? HAHA this thread sucks! whoever made it is a NOOOOB!




hey wait a minute!

[drsirquinn]

I'd like you too meet my friend, but he died when I showed him a picture of you.

BURN.

yeah, but if you think about it, being dead isn't so bad. At least then we wont have 2 read your posts.

[TotalReview]

yeah, but if you think about it, being dead isn't so bad. At least then we wont have 2 read your posts.

You just got the best burn award in this thread.

[drsirquinn]

You just got the best burn award in this thread.

:D thank you. Thank you very much, I hate you all. This burn would not have been possible without you guys. I would like to thank my parents for not grounding me so i could be on this forum today, and most of all, you whom i hate enough to BUUUURN

[SupaFruit]

yeah, but if you think about it, being dead isn't so bad. At least then we wont have 2 read your posts.

I gotta give it to you, that was good.

It's be better if you actually knew me, considering we've never talked.

[drsirquinn]

I gotta give it to you, that was good.

It's be better if you actually knew me, considering we've never talked.

yeah lol, nothing personal. Just stayin with the theme of things ;)

I'm gunna go shoot myself now, just in case you reply

[SupaFruit]

yeah lol, nothing personal. Just stayin with the theme of things ;)

I'm gunna go shoot myself now, just in case you reply

I hope you die. You suck.

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[drsirquinn]

I hope you die. You suck.

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yeah, i hope i die too. I had 2 read another one of you posts. (Come on the thread is called "Insults!!" for goodnesses sake...)

[SupaFruit]

yeah, i hope i die too. I had 2 read another one of you posts. (Come on the thread is called "Insults!!" for goodnesses sake...)

My greatness makes you want to die doesn't it? BECAUSE YOU'RE INFERIOR.

[drsirquinn]

My greatness makes you want to die doesn't it? BECAUSE YOU'RE INFERIOR.

oh, definatley. Your glow makes me want to poke my eyes out with a stick. Or maybe its the shoes. Idk which.

[Thingey]

I hate you all so much.

[SupaFruit]

I hate you all so much.

Ow? YOUR INSULT WOULDN'T EVEN HURT A SMILEY FACE.

[drsirquinn]

Ow? YOUR INSULT WOULDN'T EVEN HURT A SMILEY FACE.

and yours wouldn't hurt an arthritic dust mite. Your point?

[Thingey]

and yours wouldn't hurt an arthritic dust mite. Your point?
Good one! Hehehe.

Oh. LOL OMG U SO WEERD. [/FAILED ATTEMPT AT INSULT]

[Mattimos]

I ****ing hate Thingey so much.

What a douche.

[SupaFruit]

and yours wouldn't hurt an arthritic dust mite. Your point?

Pff don't make me laugh. I've made plenty cry.

[Mattimos]

I ****ing hate Supafruit so much.

What a douche.

[drsirquinn]

I ****ing hate Thingey so much.

What a douche.

hey, maybe she cant insult cuz shes too nice and isnt used to it. Man, wtc is your excuse??

[drsirquinn]

Pff don't make me laugh. I've made plenty cry.

Wow, im soo sobbing right now. I could go through 5 kleenex boxes.

THE PAIN, THE PAIN! omg

[LordPwn]

I ****ing hate Supafruit so much.

What a douche.

I ****ing hate Supafruit so much.

What a douche.

[Thingey]

Precisely. I am not one to insult by force or any other means. I can be a mean prick, but rudeness is certainly not my area.

[TheUnknownFox]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a91/justmejosh07/homo.jpg
My way of insulting you ALL!!! MUAHAHAHA

[Thingey]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/mumo/notwant.gif

[drsirquinn]

so am i winning w/ supafruit?

[drsirquinn]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/mumo/notwant.gif

=) nice move

[TheUnknownFox]

To bad she removed the message I had UNDER the picture for it to make sense :)

[pakman21]

*** wordfilter....

[Thingey]

Tehehe. I could come up with an insult right now but I won't. =]

[SupaFruit]

so am i winning w/ supafruit?

No because I was having fun and not trying.

And you suck at not Double posting.

[Thingey]

And you suck at not being a retard.

[SupaFruit]

And you suck at not being a retard.

You suck at stuff.

[drsirquinn]

No because I was having fun and not trying.

And you suck at not Double posting.

yeah, im sorry. I really need 2 work on putting alla my thoughts in2 one post

And you suck at not being a retard.

niice burn.

You suck at stuff.

wow.... i think one of those arthritic dust mites flinched

[pakman21]

You suck at stuff.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d101/npastula/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

[SupaFruit]

yeah, im sorry. I really need 2 work on putting alla my thoughts in2 one post



niice burn.



wow.... i think one of those arthritic dust mites flinched

just edit the post. EDIT: The edit button is by the quote buttom after you post.

Your face is ugly. Greatest diss in history.

[Thingey]

You suck at stuff.
And you suck at sucking at stuff.

Ohhhhh burn.

[SupaFruit]

And you suck at sucking at stuff.

Ohhhhh burn.

Lol what the hell, you just said I was good at stuff.

Your burns are kind!

[Thingey]

I know. That's what makes them painful. The opposite of a burn is ice. So in actual fact, because I burnt you with dry ice, I very nearly kicked you in the head.

Logic.

[SupaFruit]

I know. That's what makes them painful. The opposite of a burn is ice. So in actual fact, because I burnt you with dry ice, I very nearly kicked you in the head.

Logic.

You're dumb. The ice wasn't dry. Lol.

[drsirquinn]

just edit the post. EDIT: The edit button is by the quote buttom after you post.

Your face is ugly. Greatest diss in history.

Yeah my face is ugly, but it still makes yours look like the backend of a constipated giraffe

And you suck at sucking at stuff.

Ohhhhh burn.

That just means he cant eat lollipops very well... I can live w/ that

You're dumb. The ice wasn't dry. Lol.


actually it was... you jsut didnt notice cuz it killed alla the nerves in your skin

I know. That's what makes them painful. The opposite of a burn is ice. So in actual fact, because I burnt you with dry ice, I very nearly kicked you in the head.

Logic.
It's true!

[SupaFruit]

Yeah my face is ugly, but it still makes yours look like the backend of a constipated giraffe



That just means he cant eat lollipops very well... I can live w/ that


It's true!

If it's constipated, it's just a giraffe's butt. Which isn't much of a burn.

You're so ugly you make people look better by standing next to them.

[Thingey]

The ice wasn't dry. Lol.
It was frozen carbon dioxide. Beyond freezing.

[drsirquinn]

If it's constipated, it's just a giraffe's butt. Which isn't much of a burn.

You're so ugly you make people look better by standing next to them.

Hey, at least im good for something... apparently completely unlike you http://bp3.blogger.com/_85CCTw4KESY/Rw2N08vBAEI/AAAAAAAAADE/J8h4l2wuZpU/s200/Giraffe+butt.jpg

It was frozen carbon dioxide. Beyond freezing.

Man, he just got FROZEN!

[SupaFruit]

Hey, at least im good for something... apparently completely unlike you



Man, he just got FROZEN!

That wasn't much of an insult.

And if I'm frozen, you just complimented me because burning me is insulting.

You both suck at life.

[drsirquinn]

That wasn't much of an insult.

And if I'm frozen, you just complimented me because burning me is insulting.

You both suck at life.

omg, that hurt. Im gunna go curl up in a corner and cry now. ='(!

[Thingey]

O RLY?

Well you suck at death.

That was at SF by the way.

[drsirquinn]

O RLY?

Well you suck at death.

That was at SF by the way.

super freeze? and i was gunna say the same, but you beet me 2 it

well, off 2 bed for me. You two have fun. Or not. W/e. Anyhoo, g'nite all, and sweet dreams. Except 2 supafruit, who should have unimaginable sour dreams.

[SupaFruit]

omg, that hurt. Im gunna go curl up in a corner and cry now. ='(!
I love your answers,
O RLY?

Well you suck at death.

That was at SF by the way.
And I love your insults.

[Thingey]

well, off 2 bed for me. You two have fun. Or not. W/e. Anyhoo, g'nite all, and sweet dreams. Except 2 supafruit, who should have unimaginable sour dreams.

See you later then. I have something on in a couple of hours anyway.

And SF. **** off.

[Pollo]

Oh dear god, now there's three of them.

[drsirquinn]

Oh dear god, now there's three of them.

run, run for your LIFE(s)

[TotalReview]

Oh dear god, now there's three of them.

I do believe Dr. Sir Quinn was the only good insulter. SF and Thingey tried really hard but it just didn't work.

[drsirquinn]

I do believe Dr. Sir Quinn was the only good insulter. SF and Thingey tried really hard but it just didn't work.

yeah... but SF won't admit he lost

hes claiming "oh I wasn't actually trying!"

[EpicWin]

u smell like bigfoots dick

[LordPwn]

u smell like bigfoots dick

What does his dick smell like?

[EpicWin]

Its a quote from a movie called Anchorman.

[Pollo]

I LOVE ANCHORMAN.

My friend has an "I Love Lamp" t-shirt.

[EpicWin]

I LOVE ANCHORMAN.

My friend has an "I Love Lamp" t-shirt.

I love desk. I love carpet.

[drsirquinn]

I love desk. I love carpet.

I must say... that is slightly more than slightly disturbing.

[EpicWin]

so you're a furnitureophile?

Nothing with phile in it.

[drsirquinn]

Nothing with phile in it.

it haz been fixed. You suck. nice sig tho.

[Complexity]

it haz been fixed. You suck. nice sig tho.

It's okay. Everybody makes mistakes. Just ask you're parents.

[drsirquinn]

It's okay. Everybody makes mistakes. Just ask you're parents.

yeah, they never forgave themselves for my brothers. The doctor who delivered you shot himself though. Poor guy, he just wasn't prepared

(high five, that was a good burn there)


is this thread officially dead now?