pakman21
04-20-2008, 12:06 PM
Everyone knows I hate my computer to no end. It's only got 1.8 gigahertz processor, it has only 223 MB of Ram, it's a piece of ****. I can barely run MSN and FF without it freezing up. But I was able to make it so I can watch videos, msn, and surf the net at the same time (Small feat to you, big step for me) and this is how I did it.
Start>run>%temp%
Delete this ****, it's useless. Be wary, even though most of it is less than a KB, trying to delete it all at once will result in raep.
Start>run>temp
This will take you to the hard drive menu, with all the files on your hard drive. WARNING, DON'T JUST SELECTALL THEN DELETE, YOU WILL **** UP BIG TIME. Go into temp THEN delete. If you selectall then delete, you'll delete your system 32, causing you to die.
Start>run>temp
Now go into your prefetch (Or something like that) and delete useless files, which happens to be all.
Now, you can do this if you wish, or just get CCcleaner.
Now, go into control panel, click themes, and change it to windows basic. XP looks nice and sexy, but it takes up a lot of RAM.
Start>run>cmd
This opens up the command prompt, which is a MSDOS prompt. Now type in "fsutil behavior set disablelastaccess 1" no quotes. Then type in "fsutil behavior set disable8dot3 1" again no quotes.
Start>Control panel > Fonts
Delete unnecessary fonts. Decorative fonts are for ***s anyway. Pretty much all you need are times new roman, veranda and arial.
Start>control panel> add/remove programs
Delete as many programs as you can. You probably don't need 90% of them anyways. Just be wary, once you delete them they can't come back. You might want to make a backup or something.
My comp>C:/
Right click, click properties, and indexing. Turn off indexing. Don't do this until late at night because it'll be long as ****. Literallly a couple days.
Also, defrag at least once a month.
Your computer still slow? Well ****.
CTRL + ALT + DELETE. Then go to processes. Now look at all the processes. lots of 'em, aren't there? Well these are what your computer is running and what are taking up all your RAM. right click on a process, and terminate it. Stay away from anything that says "system service" or "System" . Come to think of it, only delete the owner processes. and NEVER delete Explorer.exe This is your toolbar, your icons, basically your desktop. If you do, just click, file>run then type explorer.exe and it'll fix itself.
Now, is your computer still slow? ****, get a new one.
But for any other information that I'm to damn lazy to plagarize anymore, consult http://partyvan.us/windows_performance.html and the wikihow article.
Start>run>%temp%
Delete this ****, it's useless. Be wary, even though most of it is less than a KB, trying to delete it all at once will result in raep.
Start>run>temp
This will take you to the hard drive menu, with all the files on your hard drive. WARNING, DON'T JUST SELECTALL THEN DELETE, YOU WILL **** UP BIG TIME. Go into temp THEN delete. If you selectall then delete, you'll delete your system 32, causing you to die.
Start>run>temp
Now go into your prefetch (Or something like that) and delete useless files, which happens to be all.
Now, you can do this if you wish, or just get CCcleaner.
Now, go into control panel, click themes, and change it to windows basic. XP looks nice and sexy, but it takes up a lot of RAM.
Start>run>cmd
This opens up the command prompt, which is a MSDOS prompt. Now type in "fsutil behavior set disablelastaccess 1" no quotes. Then type in "fsutil behavior set disable8dot3 1" again no quotes.
Start>Control panel > Fonts
Delete unnecessary fonts. Decorative fonts are for ***s anyway. Pretty much all you need are times new roman, veranda and arial.
Start>control panel> add/remove programs
Delete as many programs as you can. You probably don't need 90% of them anyways. Just be wary, once you delete them they can't come back. You might want to make a backup or something.
My comp>C:/
Right click, click properties, and indexing. Turn off indexing. Don't do this until late at night because it'll be long as ****. Literallly a couple days.
Also, defrag at least once a month.
Your computer still slow? Well ****.
CTRL + ALT + DELETE. Then go to processes. Now look at all the processes. lots of 'em, aren't there? Well these are what your computer is running and what are taking up all your RAM. right click on a process, and terminate it. Stay away from anything that says "system service" or "System" . Come to think of it, only delete the owner processes. and NEVER delete Explorer.exe This is your toolbar, your icons, basically your desktop. If you do, just click, file>run then type explorer.exe and it'll fix itself.
Now, is your computer still slow? ****, get a new one.
But for any other information that I'm to damn lazy to plagarize anymore, consult http://partyvan.us/windows_performance.html and the wikihow article.