Worst Possible Thing to Say.

[Slowhand]

Alright, one person posts a scenario, and then the next person replies with the worst possible thing that could have been said at said scenario. Then that person makes a new scenario.

First scenario: You just got dumped.

[Anima]

"Ah, well, I was cheating on you anyways."

Your friend died.

[Slowhand]

"Ah, well, I was cheating on you anyways."

Your friend died.
To his parents: "Can I have his TV?"

Your mom walks in on you masturbating. (Lawl, that would suck.)

[Everchanging]

To his parents: "Can I have his TV?"

Your mom walks in on you masturbating. (Lawl, that would suck.)
It's ok, I'm not looking at pron. It's just pictures from Grandma's 80th birthday.

You just got a new puppy.

[Verdest]

It's ok, I'm not looking at pron. It's just pictures from Grandma's 80th birthday.

You just got a new puppy.
God, what the hell is that?!?

You just got married.

[VDecK]

To his parents: "Can I have his TV?"

Your mom walks in on you masturbating. (Lawl, that would suck.)

LOL yea that really would suck, just think what would happen

*mother walks in, opens door*
Mother: OMFG!!
boy: AHHHHHH!

[Chaotic]

God, what the hell is that?!?

You just got married.
"Does that mean I have to live with you?!"

A gun is pointed at your head.

[Tuton]

Hey, I just got a haircut!

Scenario:
Your parents are divorcing

[Chaotic]

Hey, I just got a haircut!

Scenario:
Your parents are divorcing
First thing you say: "I'm staying with mom!"

You've been hacked.

[Tuton]

Good, I didn't like this site anyway

The queen of England is dead

[VDecK]

Good, I didn't like this site anyway

The queen of England is dead

"about time she died"

You've got cancer.

[Asheron]

"about time she died"

You've got cancer.
" Well, at least it isn't foot fungus."

Your baby sister accidentally killed your fish.

[Everchanging]

" Well, at least it isn't foot fungus."

Your baby sister accidentally killed your fish.
Eh, I guess I deserve it after what I did to her boyfriend.

You just had sex with the girl/guy of your dreams.

[Asheron]

Eh, I guess I deserve it after what I did to her boyfriend.

You just had sex with the girl/guy of your dreams.
" How much do I owe you? "
You just won a golf tournament.

[Verdest]

Eh, I guess I deserve it after what I did to her boyfriend.

You just had sex with the girl/guy of your dreams.
Damn, I was expecting better than that.

You have just puked due to the taste of a pie made by your gf/bf.

[Asheron]

Damn, I was expecting better than that.

You have just puked due to the taste of a pie made by your gf/bf.
"Sorry, I'm still full from the one that (Male/Female name) made - Oops!"

[Chaotic]

Damn, I was expecting better than that.

You have just puked due to the taste of a pie made by your gf/bf.
"Crap, I missed the rest of the pie!"

[Doctor_Ludwig]

Damn, I was expecting better than that.

You have just puked due to the taste of a pie made by your gf/bf.
"You fail at everything in life, especially baking"


You see someone who's family has been slaughtered by a man with a frozen sausage.

[Tuton]

"You fail at everything in life, especially baking"


You see someone who's family has been slaughtered by a man with a frozen sausage.
So, you going into the cannibalism?

Your mom just shot your pet dog with a shotgun accidently

[VDecK]

So, you going into the cannibalism?

Your mom just shot your pet dog with a shotgun accidently

"I don't have a dog D:"

You just lost $1,000,000.

[Tuton]

"I don't have a dog D:"

You just lost $1,000,000.
Was it in 100 bills? Cause I always thought Benjamin's face was ugly anyway.

Your house just blew up.

[VDecK]

Was it in 100 bills? Cause I always thought Benjamin's face was ugly anyway.

Your house just blew up.

"don't worry only your dog died"

you have 10 minutes to live.

[Dreadnaut]

"don't worry only your dog died"

you have 10 minutes to live.
Sorry, (friends, family, loved ones), I'd rather spend this next 10 minutes on HallPass, you all kind of suck.

Your best friend wins with a lottery ticket you gave him.

[Verdest]

Sorry, (friends, family, loved ones), I'd rather spend this next 10 minutes on HallPass, you all kind of suck.

Your best friend wins with a lottery ticket you gave him.
"Hey, you stole that from me

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>.>"

Your friend is moving away.

[Chaotic]

"Hey, you stole that from me

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>.>"

Your friend is moving away.
Hey, are you selling your house?

Your friend was found guilty and was sentenced to death.

[Dreadnaut]

Hey, are you selling your house?

Your friend was found guilty and was sentenced to death.
"Dude, you're still not gonna tell them I did it though, right?"

you witness your dog eating your baby brother and your parents ask what happened.

[LiLFreeK]

"Dude, you're still not gonna tell them I did it though, right?"

you witness your dog eating your baby brother and your parents ask what happened.
"I did it, I cut him open and ate his tasty not so human brains"

You have been kidnapped by a pedophile.

[AlmightyDavid]

"Dude, you're still not gonna tell them I did it though, right?"

you witness your dog eating your baby brother and your parents ask what happened.
Sorry, I forgot to feed him last month.

[VDecK]

Sorry, I forgot to feed him last month.

david your ment to add another bit on :/ i'll just continue.

Your face is melting

[megansplittstoesser]

Good, I didn't like this site anyway

The queen of England is dead

Yeah, I know that. I killed her myself.

[Chaotic]

david your ment to add another bit on :/ i'll just continue.

Your face is melting
lol hlep lo-*gargle gargle*

You've been arrested for downloading $800 in music illegally.

[Everchanging]

lol hlep lo-*gargle gargle*

You've been arrested for downloading $800 in music illegally.
Well atleast they didn't find the child pron. D:

You catch your friend havingg beastly with your dog. :eek:

[VDecK]

Well atleast they didn't find the child pron. D:

You catch your friend havingg beastly with your dog. :eek:

"can i join in?"

"I'm sorry but you are going to have to cut of your penis"

[CossakRaider]

"I'm sorry but you are going to have to cut of your penis"


"Good thing I have extras."



Your dad opens a *** bar.

[Duckman_Drake]

"Good thing I have extras."



Your dad opens a *** bar.


Kill him..........

Your mom walked in on you masterbating AND looking at asian mega hardcore pr0n

[Cyberking]

Kill him..........

Your mom walked in on you masterbating AND looking at asian mega hardcore pr0n
IT WAS A POPUP!

YOu walk in on your teachers having a threesome.

[Duckman_Drake]

IT WAS A POPUP!

YOu walk in on your teachers having a threesome.

Take a pic and show it to cyberking

*cyberking jacks it*

[rune]

IT WAS A POPUP!

YOu walk in on your teachers having a threesome.


May I join?

[Quartz]

You overdose and die.

[pobthiti]

nice story........

[gir_rocks1]

also weird

[pieman]

no one started another one so I'll start
you kill your freinds wife

[walrus]

no one started another one so I'll start
you kill your freinds wife

she didn't pay me this months quota


you get caught by your parents giving oral sex to your best friend(2 males or 2 females)

[ftw_59]

Rage sucks cock.

[walrus]

Rage sucks cock.

OMG THAT IS TROLLING SO GET THE **** OFF THIS THREAD OR I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO ALMIGHTY DAVID AND HELL BE LIKE OH NO JERRY THE CHOCOLATE MAN HAS A BIG DINGER!!!!

[pieman]

she didn't pay me this months quota


you get caught by your parents giving oral sex to your best friend(2 males or 2 females)

can I join in?
(as a joke) you push your girlfreind of the empire state building

[walrus]

can I join in?
(as a joke) you push your girlfreind of the empire state building

you get caught num nuts!!!!!


oops!



you are shoving baby pandas up piemans mom, then suddenly, pieman walks in

[ftw_59]

OMG THAT IS TROLLING SO GET THE **** OFF THIS THREAD OR I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO ALMIGHTY DAVID AND HELL BE LIKE OH NO JERRY THE CHOCOLATE MAN HAS A BIG DINGER!!!!
Dude stop killing that joke you asshat.

[walrus]

Dude stop killing that joke you asshat.

asshat,lol....
asshat......

[Everchanging]

asshat,lol....
asshat......
shut the **** up. :/

[walrus]

shut the **** up. :/

cant we all just get along in bed?

[Everchanging]

cant we all just get along in bed?
hi your not funny.

[walrus]

hi your not funny.

hi your oh so sexy

[suncrafter]

david your ment to add another bit on :/ i'll just continue.

Your face is melting


I hope that's my LSD is kicking in.

Cop pulls you over...

[ZoneTerror]

I hope that's my LSD is kicking in.

Cop pulls you over...

Thank God you Caught up to me, I coulda killed someone.


Your Cat Ran Away.

[walrus]

Thank God you Caught up to me, I coulda killed someone.


Your Cat Ran Away.

musta' been the buttsecks.....

[ParallelWorld2k7]

musta' been the buttsecks.....

ceiling cat is watching me have secks in the ass!

[walrus]

ceiling cat is watching me have secks in the ass!

GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!
WHAT THE **** DID I TELL THAT LITTLE BASTARD ABOUT STALKING DURRING BUTTSECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gunslinger66]

naked drunk girl in front of you